http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/lavender3704/index.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397 "A sense of purpose is the best driving force to live...when u have a reason to live, u will never have a reason to quit...!"[B][/B][SIZE 10][/SIZE][COLOR purple][/COLOR] http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109899.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:04:36 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109899.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109898.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:47:25 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109898.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109895.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Amber?” asked Jesse. “I want to get weighed,” replied Amber.They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:30:48 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109895.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109894.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George Burns’ was Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:14:35 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109894.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109865.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Fear is not love, dependence is not love, jealousy is not love, possessiveness and domination are not love, responsibility and duty are not love, self-pity is not love, the agony of not being love Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:10:19 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109865.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109783.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Need to describe your ass or someone else’s over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some “assicons”? Here goes:(_!_) A regular ass(__!__) A fat ass(__)(__) A “wide load” ass(!) A t Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:38:32 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109783.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109781.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:44:54 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_109781.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_104057.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= A word to the wise. For all those who are retired and those who hope to retire. I suggest that you pay close attention to Jims’ tale.ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:It is important for men to remember t Wed, 06 May 2009 20:09:40 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_104057.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_104054.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?——————————————————————————–Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not e Wed, 06 May 2009 19:27:34 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_104054.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_103750.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= What's in a kiss.... have you ever wondered just what it isFriends, do share what you think what's in a kiss Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:00:25 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_103750.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_103180.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= What kind of kiss you want to have with your bf/hubby?Let's see who's sizzling hot in here... Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:47:47 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_103180.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_102996.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= The ResponseDear Pnis:After assessing your request,and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:02:35 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_102996.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_102995.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= The Day the Pnis asked for a RaiseI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not g Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:01:15 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_102995.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101873.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:59:42 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101873.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101872.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Eastern Oklahoma close to the Choctaw Nation.He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Choctaw's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawy Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:56:37 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101872.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101871.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were domi Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:41:46 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101871.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101765.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= [B]A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:30:17 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101765.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101762.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner i Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:43:00 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101762.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101761.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= This is a true story about a wedding and a little thing called revenge.It was a huge wedding with about three hundred guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on the stage at the Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:40:37 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101761.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101333.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m= Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slamme Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:15:04 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6467/post_101333.html?site=ffp&pid=f2397&m=