This married couple were on holiday in India. They were touring around a busy Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
The married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild and crazy at the sex, just like great desert camel."
Well, the wife's eyes lit up as her husband wasn't exactly the sex god he thought...far from it in fact. The husband felt he really didn't need them though, "How on earth can a pair of sandals turn somebody into a sex freak???"
The Indian man replied, "Please kind sir, just try dem on...."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many a year!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs. The Indian then began screaming,
Sometime last year, i welcomed you here in fff, hoping and praying you will have fun here and happy just like me. We both gained friends, both real and unreal..lol. I didn't know by then that being here will give more heartaches to your tender heart, for that i am really sorry.
We both met different types of people; friendly and wonderful, others were just hi and bye, flirty, rude and BASTOS.
Three days ago, something happened that made me decide to leave elr. Unlike before, this time, it's not so hard for me anymore. Yes, i admit, i missed chatting with our friends but i am able to keep myself out of elr. I don't know though for how long
Then, 2 days after, you told me u are also going to leave, not elr but fff for good and you did. You deleted everything about Sapphire07 including your yahoo messenger, email add and phone number.
This time i did not hold you back as i also think it is the best. Most especially in moving on with your life without the hassles of those people that only take advantage of your goodness. And i can't see any posts of kabastusan from a person that thinks he is God and superior in elr anymore.
My dearest friend, as you venture again another pace of your life, may the Good Lord guide and protect you always and give you strength to tackle all the trials that will come your way. Always, if u need a friend, i will just be one buzz, one text or one call and i will be there with u in spirit and prayers.
It's time, it's time for me to say goodbye to elr.. is it????.
No words can describe the feelings i have and the opportunity of meeting all these wonderful people : EVERDEAREST FRIEND SAPPHIRE, GODFATHER CANOROB, BESTFRIEND BIKINIWHITE, NAUGHTY CHARMZ, FRIENDSHIP ABEE, MY MAHAL PACKCUTE, LOVELY PAMELA,BEAUTIFUL BLUEHEARTLADY, ARROZ SLEEPLESSSIGH, MORNING SUN TYLER, SKINNYJEANS SKINOUT, BURNING HOT COOLNHOTDUDE, WORTHY SEA, PARENG ADO AT MARENG TRIS, FATHERLY DAN, GOOD FRIEND EMERSONT, THE TIGER1103,SEXY SMILEY, ALOHERS ALOHA, LOVELY MAGNET, SPONTANEOUS MEBELLA,SEX GURU JAYSIX (HEHEHE), ONE AND ONLY DENIALAD, CHARMING DEYZ, DAUGHTERS JUNLAINE,LYNMAZE, PRINCESSPAB & GHERLENE, SON BARTENDER, SPICY GINGER SHYE, ANGEL VENUS, FAITHFUL VIDA, THE STONEY MARK, SHOWER HOT HOOSEY, THE GAZING STAR, LOVER FRIEND PINOY, GENTLEMAN JAXKI, LUV A FAIR, SEKWET BOK, THE HEIRESSMEDUSA, IMYOURLADY, SANJAY, MY DANCING PARTNER NEWINHERE,THE LOVER HIGHANDLOW, HOTMOM SUGARONLY, FLOWER GUMAMELA, UNLIMITED SKY, UNCATCHABLE CATCHME, COUPLE MATT AND EVE, SEXY LADIES BEBEKOW, KWMARIAN, THE JUICY JOCY, SISTERS ZOE AND MONCHIES, PRIEST RODMAK, THE BREAKFAST IN BED FLECHA (HAHAHAHA), THE SHADOW OF THE MOON,DEEPDIVER,AUSTRALIAN JUSTSOMEFUN,CARING NURSE, MALAMBING NA MARIE45, THE PINK LADIES THIGHS AND SHOES,SINGING NIGHTINGALE, CRAZY KRAZZY,THE YUMMY TSOKO, PRETTY EMS, JCR, RISCHIK,SYNK, I8YOU, JUVY, BEARLY, STOMAN,MAGANDANGDILAG, TALES, PURPLE, DRIZZ,HALOHALO BOYET, .... AND MANY MORE.
To those i forgot to mention, my apology, and bear with me pls.... age is catching up on me.. hehehe.
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something in his hand. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.That night around sunset the boy walks by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. ''Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
..... sharing with you this beautiful message forwarded by a friend:
Very Interesting to read and it is good to be reminded of what is most important in our LIFE!
Rick Warren (REMEMBER HE WROTE 'PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE') You will enjoy the new insights that Rick Warren has, with his wife now having cancer and him having 'wealth' from the book sales. This is an absolutely incredible short interview with Rick Warren,
'Purpose Driven Life ' author and pastor of Saddleback Church in California
In the interview by Paul Bradshaw with Rick Warren, Rick said:
People ask me, What is the purpose of life? And I respond: In a nutshell, life is preparation for eternity. We were not made to last forever, and God wants us to be with Him in Heaven.
One day my heart is going to stop, and that will be the end of my body-- but not the end of me.
I may live 60 to 100 years on earth, but I am going to spend trillions of years in eternity. This is the warm-up act - the dress rehearsal. God wants us to practice on earth what we will do forever in eternity.
We were made by God and for God, and until you figure that out, life isn't going to make sense.
Life is a series of problems: Either you are in one now, you're just coming out of one, or you're getting ready to go into another one.
The reason for this is that God is more interested in your character than your comfort.
God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy.
We can be reasonably happy here on earth, but that's not the goal of life. The goal is to grow in character, in Christ likeness.
This past year has been the greatest year of my life but also the toughest, with my wife, Kay, getting cancer.
I used to think that life was hills and valleys - you go through a dark time, then you go to the mountaintop, back and forth. I don't believe that anymore.
Rather than life being hills and valleys, I believe that it's kind of like two rails on a railroad track, and at all times you have something good and something bad in your life.
No matter how good things are in your life, there is always something bad that needs to be worked on.
And no matter how bad things are in your life, there is always something good you can thank God for.
You can focus on your purposes, or you can focus on your problems..
If you focus on your problems, you're going into self-centerdness,'which is my problem, my issues, my pain.' But one of the easiest ways to get rid of pain is to get your focus off yourself and onto God and others.
We discovered quickly that in spite of the prayers of hundreds of thousands of people, God was not going to heal Kay or make it easy for her.
It has been very difficult for her, and yet God has strengthened her character, given her a ministry of helping other people, given her a testimony, drawn her closer to Him and to people.
You have to learn to deal with both the good and the bad of life.
Actually, sometimes learning to deal with the good is harder. For instance, this past year, all of a sudden, when the book sold 15 million copies, it made me instantly very wealthy.
It also brought a lot of notoriety that I had never had to deal with before. I don't think God gives you money or notoriety for your own ego or for you to live a life of ease.
So I began to ask God what He wanted me to do with this money, notoriety and influence. He gave me two different passages that helped me decide what to do, II Corinthians 9 and Psalm 72
First, in spite of all the money coming in, we would not change our lifestyle one bit. We made no major purchases. Second, about midway through last year, I stopped taking a salary from the church.
Third, we set up foundations to fund an initiative we call The Peace Plan to plant churches, equip leaders, assist the poor, care for the sick, and educate the next generation.
Fourth, I added up all that the church had paid me in the 24 years since I started the church, and I gave it all back. It was liberating to be able to serve God for free.
We need to ask ourselves: Am I going to live for possessions? Popularity?
Am I going to be driven by pressures? Guilt? Bitterness? Materialism? Or am I going to be driven by God's purposes (for my life)?
When I get up in the morning, I sit on the side of my bed and say, God, if I don't get anything else done today, I want to know You more and love You better. God didn't put me on earth just to fulfill a to-do list. He's more interested in what I am than what I do. That's why we're called human beings, not human doings.
Happy moments, PRAISE GOD. Difficult moments, SEEK GOD. Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD. Painful moments, TRUST GOD. Every moment, THANK GOD. God's Blessings on you today.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
...the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.' Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: ....... 'You mean I've been here already?'
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior's moments have their advantages.
Once upon a time, a soldier named Caliguy joined FFF. He's Filam. He went to ELR and chatted with the people. He seemed nice, became friends with some including me and Gemstone.
Gemstone and I chatted with him, even seen him on cam. He got a friendly and honest look (LOOKS ARE DECEIVING..).
To make the story short, Gemstone and Caliguy had a relationship. They have this normal kind of a relationship between a guy and a lady. Both were happy until one day, a woman named "FC" (parang short sa ano...hehehe) talked to her in ELR, asking questions about Gemstone's guy. As the interrogation went on, it became clearer that FC had or has (?) a relationship with Caliguy. FC told Gemstone that she had/has (?) relationship with Caliguy for 2 years already. She asked if gemstone met the guy's family. Seemed that time FC was thinking "lamang" siya. But was it or not? For she didn't even know the real name of the guy and his bday... and she was the last one to know who he really is..his fiancee for almost two years!she didn't even know his real name...all those years he was using a different name to her..poor lady..(might be ashamed of his "RAT" name... sagwa kasishe thought he was only in his 30's... yaiksssss.... almost 5 decades na pala
When Gemstone learned about FC and Caliguy, she was very hurt. She was able to say things (truth anyway) about the guy which FC copy pasted(maybe for emergency use hehehe)Gemstone called Caliguy and admitted that he had a relationship with FC but told Gemstone he loved her and not FC. FC was frantic as she was calling Caliguy but he won't answer her calls. FC told Gemstone that she's separated with 2 kids and Caliguy sent money to her to process her annulment which suddenly stopped when he met her. Sad... tsk tsk tsk...But waiiiiiiiiiitttttttt.....!!! Caliguy is still married. Two failed marriages and still stuck to it (alam mo ba rin yon?). Gemstone asked Caliguy to answer FC's calls and talk to her but COWARD as he is till now, said no... well, what do u expect from a LIAR, USER AND LOSER anyway?
Gemstone went to Caliguy's kingdom to talk to him and end everything between them. Caliguy cried and begged Gemstone not to leave him...hmmmppppttttt. Said he wanted to start a new life with her... to move on with her and her only...tseeeeee....Gemstone went back to her place and since then, Caliguy called her, day and night, begging her to take him back, not to leave him, to forgive him coz he loved her very much... missed her so much (sinabi ba nya yan sa yo FC?)and he asked Gemstone not to tell u he called her? (Bakit kaya???) And did u know that he also asked Gemstone to marry him?
Meantime FC tried to befriend Gemstone, trying to peg information, suspicious that Gemstone and Caliguy still had a relationship.. .poor lady!
One day, Caliguy texted FC not to bother Gemstone and him anymore and he loved Gemstone. HE CHOSE GEMSTONE OVER HER! Wowwwwwww..!! Romantic? "(Note: he also sent same message to gemstone to "prove" to her that he already told FC tapos na sa kanila ang lahat)
But what FC didnt know, many times Gemstone told Caliguy she just wanted them to be friends, no more no less... but Caliguy wont hear about it. He wanted them to be more than friends. Said again and again, he wanted to move on with her.
But boy ohhhhhhh boyyyyyyyy.....FC was scorned by her supposedly fiance for 2 years . What could possibly a scorned woman do ? Play dirty just to get even? In what way?POSTING THE CONVERSATION she copy pasted for emergency use... para hiyain si Gemstone? BULLLLLL...didnt she know that stooping that low only showed what she really is? A WOMAN WITHOUT BRRRR- - - -G..!!! and she sent the posts to Caliguy. Any reason she did it? Of courseeeeeee.... wanted Caliguy to know what Gemstone said about him. Now, Caliguy was angry and insulted, called Gemstone. Who will not be angry if the woman he said he loved but he lied and used will say that he's a loser and he got nothing for her to go after him (IT'S TRUE ANYWAY), not to mention he got lots of issues (legal, personal, financial and emotional(ka damo gid))in his life. Who will not be insulted if he's told he's a LIAR, USER AND A LOSER! Grabehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!
Now,with no Gemstone in his life, went back to FC, after texting her not to text or call him anymore and loved Gemstone. Yaiksssssss.... ano ba yan...PANAKIP BUTAS ??? TSK TSK TSK AND A BIGGGGGGG TSKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
It's hard to stop laughing after reading his email to Gemstone .... my myyyy myyyyyy... After telling many times he loved Gemstone, he sent an email telling her to leave them alone...that "I ONLY BELIEVE MY FIANCE' FC AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART SOUL AND MIND.............just move on with your f_ _ _ _ing life and stop bothering us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Nakkkkkssssss.... totoo na ba talaga ito? Tanong kaya natin ni San Pedro?
Ayyy... before i forget, Caliguy was very angry (pumutok ang butche) when Gemstone did not give the gift for his birthday (buti na lang at binawi)but can't do anything about it(kawawa naman). Gemstone thought... crazy to let a liar and a loser to fool her again??? NEVER!!!
Question is, meron pa ba maniniwala sa kanya??? HITTING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.... NO INTEGRITY AT ALL...A REAL LOSER!!!
Well, all i can say is... the people involved in this.. they knew the real story...Don't twist the truth just to make Gemstone look badKAPAL NAMAN NG MUKHA MO... MAGPAKALALAKI KA ... remember...WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND...in short "KARMA"
GOOD RIDDANCE...!!!!..Gemstone will definitely have a miserable life with him, that we all are sure of it. Why exchange a comfortable life with a miserable one?
He said...Want a quickie? She said...As opposed to what?
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said...This coffee isn't fit for a pig! She said...No problem, I'll get you some that is.
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said...It's not my fault. I ran out of money.
He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said...If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well. She said...Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener as well.
He said...You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said...No, have you?
He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.
anymore.
.
.
. But was it or not? For she didn't even know the real name of the guy and his bday
... and she was the last one to know who he really is..his fiancee for almost two years!she didn't even know his real name
(alam mo ba rin yon?). Gemstone asked Caliguy to answer FC's calls and talk to her but COWARD as he is till now, said no... well, what do u expect from a LIAR, USER AND LOSER
anyway?
... but Caliguy wont hear about it. He wanted them to be more than friends. Said again and again, he wanted to move on with her
!!!
