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Types of Butts
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Oct 2, 2009 4:38 am
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Need to describe your ass or someone else’s over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some “assicons”? Here goes:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A “wide load” ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that’s been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(®^®) Registered ass
(__|___) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that’s REALLY been around)
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
(_)||(_) fudged ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass
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REDNECK GAS STATION
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Oct 2, 2009 3:44 am
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There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed ( and the proprietor said, “No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time”.
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time”.
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t give away free sex”. The buddy replied, “No, it’s not rigged — my wife won twice last week.”
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