DEAREST ONE Feb 25, 2008 6:57 am 285 Views I wish you happiness... the kind that is deep within your soul and shines through your eyes for the world to see. I wish you serenity and a sense of perspective, to calm you and lend you understanding even in the most difficult times. I wish you success in every facet of your life, and satisfaction and contentment in every single thing you do. I wish you sweet dreams and the promise of their fulfillment, a lifetime of extraordinary memories, and a path that leads to beautiful tomorrows. And above all I wish that you could see... how big a difference you make in my life and how grateful I am to know you! 0 Comments

CAKE OR BED Feb 23, 2008 4:54 am 345 Views A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! 2 Comments

WOMEN..... WHEW...!!!! Feb 18, 2008 3:39 am Mood: amused, 386 Views A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required for reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge'? 6 Comments

HONEY Feb 15, 2008 2:59 am Mood: Happy, 358 Views I love it that you accepted me, Knowing that it wouldn't be simple, that being with me was unlikely to be a walk in the park... I love it that out of all the thousand ways it could have turned out, my life turned to you. And now, everything our relationship has brought us- the good times and hard times, all the fun and struggle and change- this sweet complicated togetherness of ours- I LOVE IT... I LOVE YOU...!!! 3 Comments

FRIEND Feb 15, 2008 2:51 am Mood: content, 307 Views I don't know if you even realize it, but you're the kind of friend who makes me feel warm and happy just by being around you. You have a very special gift to give- it's called CARING- and you aren't afraid to share either yourself or your feelings. You're down to earth and honest. You're down to earth and honest. You never pretended to be anything but yourself- And I'm glad, because "yourself" is one of my favorite people! 0 Comments

Unchained Melody Feb 8, 2008 4:53 pm Mood: dreamy, 386 Views Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time. ~ * ~ * ~ As time goes by so slowly, That time can do so much. Are you still mine? ~ * ~ * ~ I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me . . . ~ * ~ * ~ Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea, to the open arms of the sea, yeah, Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me, wait for me. I'll be coming home, wait for me. ~ * ~ * ~ Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered, hungered for your touch a long, lonely time. ~ * ~ * ~ And I know time goes by so slowly, That time can do so much. Are you still mine? ~ * ~ * ~ I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me . . . 3 Comments

ESSENCE OF A WOMAN Dec 24, 2007 5:41 am 575 Views When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: "Why spend so much time on that one?" And the Lord answered: "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?" "She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, gives a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands." The angel was impressed."just two hands..impossible! And this is the standard model?! Too much work for one day..wait until tomorrow and then complete her!" "I will not", said the Lord, "I am so close to complete creation, which will be the favorite of my heart.""She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day." The angel came nearer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," said the Lord.But i have also made her strong. You cant imagine what she can endure and overcome." "Can she think?" the angel asked. The Lord answered: "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate?" The angel touched the woman"s cheek... "Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her." "She is not leaking...it's a tear", the Lord corrected the angel. "What's it for?" asked the angel And the Lord said: "Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride." This made a big impression on the angel. "Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous." "Indeed she is!" Woman has strength that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid." "She fights for what she believes in. Stand up against injustice. She doesn't take "no" for an answer, when she herself can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. HER LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL." "She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding." "Her heart is broken when a next kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength to get on with life." "She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart." "There is only one thing wrong with her..." "SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH.....!!!" 11 Comments

TAKE TIME Dec 14, 2007 12:37 am 592 Views Take time to WORK; IT IS THE PRICE OF SUCCESS Take time to THINK; IT IS THE SOURCE OF POWER Take time to PLAY; IT IS THE SECRET OF PERPETUAL YOUTH Take time to READ; IT IS THE FOUNDATION OF WISDOM Take time to be FRIENDLY; IT IS THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS Take time to DREAM; IT IS HITCHING A WAGON TO A STAR Take time to LOVE & TO BE LOVED; IT IS THE PRIVILEGE OF THE GODS Take time to LOOK AROUND; THE DAY IS TOO SHORT TO BE SELFISH Take time to LAUGH; IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE SOUL TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME...LIFE IS PRECIOUS...!!! 8 Comments

ONE DAY AT A TIME Dec 4, 2007 6:38 am 479 Views Our lives are made up of a million moments, spent in a million different ways. Some are spent searching for love, peace, and harmony. Others are spent surviving day to day. But there is no greater moment than when we find that life - with all it's joys and sorrows - is meant to be lived one day at a time. It's in this knowledge that we discover themost wonderful truth of all. Whether we live in a forty-room mansion, surrounded by servants and wealth, or find it a struggle to manage the rent month to month, we have it within our power to be fully satisfied and live a life with true meaning. One day at a time - we have that ability, through cherishing each moment and rejoicing in each dream. We can experience each day anew, and with this fresh start we have what it takes to make all out dreams come true. Each day is new, and living one day at a time enables us to truly enjoy life and live it to the fullest. 3 Comments

A MOTTO TO LIVE BY Dec 1, 2007 5:56 am 499 Views When the world gets you down, put things in perspective. Move ahead in a positive way; dont allow yourself to become mired in a negative view. See things for what they really are. Don't let the little things get in the way. Do what you can, however you can, with the resources you have available to you. Don't sell yourself short; you have the power within you to change what needs changing. Face the situation with the resolve to remedy it; do what you need to do to put it behind you. Move ahead in the direction of happiness; go for your dreams and reach for your star. And remember who's in the driver's seat: YOU ARE! 5 Comments

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