I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN Mar 6, 2008 6:13 am 333 Views My friend, I will never let you down I will put a smile where there was a frown. When trouble comes, I will be right there you will find that I truly care. I will be someone on whom you can depend Not just for a time, but until the end I will be strong, when you are weak... your secrets, I intend to keep... I'll be there for the laughter and the tears. As our friendship continues to grow through the years. 0 Comments

TOGETHER TILL THE END Mar 6, 2008 6:05 am 298 Views Together till the end, You and me will be friends, We'll break our friendship never, Together or apart we'll be friends forever. Through good times and bad, We'll never get mad. Through old friends and new friends, Our friendship never bends. Even though we're changing, Our friendship is never ending. With broken hearts and many tears, We've made it through these past years. Different in many ways, More alike each passing day. Our memories are the best, It's our honesty we never test. Helping each other out, Always with no doubt. We've always been each other's better half, When we hang together we have a full glass. Together till the end, You and me will be friends. 0 Comments

BRIGHTER TOMORROWS Mar 6, 2008 6:01 am 289 Views Never stop caring about the little things in life, never stop dreaming or give in to strife. Never stop building bridges that lead to promising tomorrows, never stop trying or give in to sorrows. Never stop smiling and looking forward to each new day, But most of all my friend... never stop shining in you own special way. Never forget that all storms can clear, the grayest sky can turn pure blue. Remember, brighter tomorrows are near... And of course, I'm always here for you. 0 Comments

FRIENDS Mar 6, 2008 5:56 am 306 Views We'll be friends till the end of time I'll be yours and you'll be mine We've been friends right from the start Friends like us can never part We confide in each other day or night Because we're friends we never fight Your friendship means more than you'll ever know And because of it's openness it will continue to grow... I LOVE YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS 0 Comments

WOMEN'S WORDS Mar 6, 2008 5:37 am 278 Views Word: Fine This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Word: Five minutes This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. Word: Nothing This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". Word: Go ahead (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Word: Go ahead (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Word: Loud sigh This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Word: Soft sigh Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. Word: That's okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Word: Please do This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". Word: Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome. Word: Thanks a lot This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing". 0 Comments

CHASTITY BELT Mar 6, 2008 5:22 am 372 Views A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.” So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What’s wrong?’ ” he asks. “You gave me the wrong key!” ^: 2 Comments

LET'S PROMISE Mar 3, 2008 4:54 pm 294 Views You've been there to hear my joys. You've been there to hear my sorrows. You've been there to share a joke, You've been there to make me smile. I'm so lucky to have found you. I'm so happy that you found me too. I'm hoping you'll be my friend forever. I'm hoping you'll want to be mine too. Let's promise to always be here for each other. Let's promise to be the shoulder we cry on. Let's promise to share the joys & triumphs. Let's promise to always be the one to rely on. 0 Comments

SUCCESSFUL SONS Feb 28, 2008 6:08 am 351 Views Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay." As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio." 4 Comments

MY ONE TRUE FRIEND Feb 27, 2008 8:42 am 281 Views And now, it is too late to say how you make my life so different in your quiet way? I can see the joy in simple things; a sunlite sky and all the songs we used to sing. I have walked and I have prayed. I could forgive and we could start over again... In the end, you are my one true friend. For all the times you closed your eyes, allowing me to stumble or to be surprised by life with all it's twists and turns. I've made mistakes; you always knew I would, And when I left it's you who stayed behind. In the end you are my one true friend. Though love may break, it never dies, It changes shape through changing eyes. What I denied I now can see You always were the light inside of me I have walked and I have prayed I have forgiven and we could start again In the end you are my one true friend I always knew it was you My one true friend... 0 Comments

AS I BOW MY HEAD Feb 25, 2008 7:03 am 284 Views I come to you everyday, and bow my head in prayer, I ask that you'll forgive my sins, and show me that you care, I ask that for my life, that yours will become mine, As I bow my head in prayer, I'll ask this everytime, I ask that you will bless my life, and help my mind to learn, The things of God, and how to live, this my heart does yearn, I promise to be faithful, and also to be true, And everytime I bow my head, I will think of you. 0 Comments

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