ALLWAYS REMEMBER Apr 13, 2008 6:25 am 287 Views Always remember to forget The things that made you sad. But never forget to remember The things that made you glad. Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But don't forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget The troubles that have passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day. Proverbs 10 "Good people will be remembered as a blessing, but the wicked will soon be forgotten." 0 Comments

Outrageous Flirting Lines Apr 13, 2008 12:30 am 392 Views You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming? Hey, didn't we go to different high schools? There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. At last! I finally found the perfect girl! A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend. Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night? Is it hot in here or is it just you? If I follow you home, will you keep me? The best way to hold a man is in your arms. If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If love is the answer...can you repeat the question? I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number? Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking. I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now? But you're so *cute* when you blush! All those curves, and me with no brakes. I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods. Please be patient--this is my first time. May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss. Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on. Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex. A person can be poor at history, but great on dates. A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points. I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported. If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help! I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place. Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination? Be good and you'll be lonely. The best things in life are ME! I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters. I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now. I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do. Clothes aren't sexy. Women are. I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless! Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot. I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either! BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being! 2 Comments

May You Always Feel Loved Apr 11, 2008 7:35 pm 298 Views May you find serenity and tranquility in a world you may not always understand. May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know that there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a world of peace. May a kind word, a reassuring touch, a warm smile be yours every day of your life, and may you give these gifts as well as receive them. Remember the sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who know hate, and let that love embrace you as you go into the world. May the teaching of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than its' form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see the beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you may feel you lack in one regard may be more than compensated for in another. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yourself, and not be dependent on another's judgments of your accomplishments. May you always feel loved. 0 Comments

I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN Apr 11, 2008 7:22 pm 331 Views My love, I will never let you down I will put a smile where there was a frown. When trouble comes, I will be right there you will find that I truly care. I will be someone on whom you can depend Not just for a time, but until the end I will be strong, when you are weak... your secrets, I intend to keep... I'll be there for the laughter and the tears. As our love continues to grow through the years. I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY! 2 Comments

Philisophy of Life Apr 11, 2008 7:17 pm 298 Views Be patient, Be open minded. Smile often, Savor special moments. Make new friends.... Rediscover the old ones. Tell them that you love them... And when you love them, Feel it deeply. Ignore worries, forget problems, Pardon enemies, keep promises. If you get more than one chance, try again. Prize your good ideas. Try not to make mistakes, And if you do, learn from them. Be crazy. Appreciate miracles when they happen. Notice where the sun is in the sky, Listen to the rain. Watch for rainbows and falling stars. Look for the beauty around you. Smile with your heart, Confide in others. Give to others, And be gentle with others, always. Hope, Desire, Grow, Work hard.... be yourself. Be understanding when it's needed. Have confidence in life, have faith Comfort a friend Have confidence in yourself. "ENJOY LIFE!!" 0 Comments

Pass It On Apr 11, 2008 7:15 pm 287 Views Someone taught you how to love, and probably didn't know it. And in return, with every day, It's now your turn to show it. When you love, you give a gift, And when you're gone it stays To be passed on by the ones you loved To make some one else's day. So remember someone who loved you, And show how much you care, By sharing all the love they gave With people everywhere. When you give away your love, That doesn't mean it's gone. Love will last forever, so open your heart... and pass it on. 0 Comments

The Rodeo (Funny Story) Apr 11, 2008 7:12 pm 287 Views For his wifes 40th birthday, Al decided to take his wife to the rodeo. He had managed to get hold of 2 V.I.P passes that would let them have a guided tour around the bull pens before the start. Upon arrival Al and his wife were quickly taken to the Stud area to look at the male bulls. The owner was so proud of his stud farm that he used the bulls as an attraction at the rodeo. At the first pen there was a sign outside saying: "This bull mates 12 times a year." At this Al's wife said, "Wow that's once a month, almost as much as you do darling!" At the second pen there stood a sign saying: "This bull mates 52 times a year." At this Al's wife said, "Wow that's once a week! Thats good! We should make love more often you know Al." At the third pen there stood a sign saying: "This bull mates 365 times a year." To this Al's wife said, "Oh my god, that's amazing! This bull mates every day! I wish you'd make love to me every day Al!" Al replied, "Yeah but I bet he dosen't have to screw the same old cow every day!" 0 Comments

Translations for Women Apr 11, 2008 6:30 pm 285 Views These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Translated "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translated "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Translated "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated "What did you catch me at?" "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Translated "I make the messes; she cleans them up." 0 Comments

GROW OLD WITH ME Apr 2, 2008 5:50 am 393 Views Grow old with me, my darling stay Beside me as we walk our way Through life's uncertainties. Be my light Through stormy days and dark of night. You are my half, you make me whole, You are the mirror of my soul. Without you, life would make no sense. Between us there is no pretense. You know my thoughts before I speak. You lend me strength when I am weak. You tell me things I need to hear. And, even then, you hold me dear. Grow old with me, my darling stay. I need you more and more each day. Grow old with me, my heart implores. We'll live in love forevermore. I Love You! 3 Comments

THE WINDOW (STORY) Apr 2, 2008 4:39 am 300 Views A great note for all to read; it will take just 30 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live, for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm-in-arm amidst flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand old trees graced the landscape, and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the world outside. Finally, he would have the joy of seeing it for himself. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you." Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy."Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." 0 Comments

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