SEMINARS FOR MALES Nov 9, 2005 2:50 pm Mood: blah, 866 Views 1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4: 00am 7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks") 8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception 9. Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen 10. How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong 11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right 12. Understanding your financial incompetence 13. You -- The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons to give flowers 15. How to stay awake after sex 16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb 18. You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try 19. The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast 20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet") 22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms 23. Give me a break -- Why we know your excuses are b.s. 24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency 26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex 27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 28. Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too 29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home 30. You too can be a designated driver 31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked") 32. Changing your underwear -- It really works 33. Fluffing the blankets after flatulation is NOT necessary 34. Techniques for calling home Peace!!! Just for fun!!! No offense Meant!!! 16 Comments

FoR DorKdome!!! Nov 6, 2005 8:08 am Mood: calm, 902 Views You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do -A J Kitt This is a quotation that is apt on how Katkat is handling Dork Anonymous!!! I'm a Dorkette and Proud to be one!! No one can tell me what to say and what to do!!! I have my own mind!!! Peace to all!!! Be cool always!!! 12 Comments

Thank You For the Music!!!! Nov 5, 2005 9:33 am Mood: amused, 978 Views Don't know what's eating me last night when i went to work, can seem to smile even a bit. My co workers think i'm pissed with something but i'm not!! It just that there's nothing to smile about.I dont know maybe i woke up on the wrong side of the bed or something. First hour of work was tedious, the heck with insulin protocol.Been pricking Mrs. J every hour and i wanna to curse her bowels too!!! At 3am sleepy and feeling achy all over( might not be in the mood but i'm still giving my A1 care) i remember that i have my nano on my pocket!!!Turn it on and bwala as soon as the first melody reach my ears, my black mood have leap out. Music save my last hour .I'm even singing and dancing while cleaning Mrs. S tubes, labeling my thingies, giving my 6am meds, and doing some crappy stuffs that will be unmentionable here; i bet if Mrs J and Mrs S are conscious enough they may even think i'm nuts or something but whateever!!! My music plays on! What ever will i do without my music!! 37 Comments

A LoSiNg BaTtLe.... Nov 2, 2005 2:01 pm Mood: blah, 853 Views If you are losing a tug-of-war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm. You can always buy a new rope. -Max Gunther Why fight a losing battle, giving way sometimes is not "quitting". Its called "being smart"!!! photo: Prancing Tiger taken by me, Bear Country USA, South Dakota 10 Comments

eChOeS oF oUR hEaRTs..... Nov 2, 2005 1:12 pm Mood: mellow, 882 Views A friend sent this to me!!! She knew i'll be touch by the letters here in,hope this touches you too!! Sometimes we close our eyes and just listen to the echoes of our hearts. We all fall in love and there are times when we love so much that we lose ourselves in our emotions. More often than not, we wonder why there are love that grows, and love that grows cold. We would start to search for answers and try to find ourselves where love has gone wrong. But in the end, we find ourselves where we started for we cannot question love when it has it's own reasons. Love will always be as it always has been...silent,mysterious and deeply profound. Many of us believe that love is forever, that love never dies, only to be disillusioned in the end when we find our hands empty and our hearts longing. We mistakenly have looked at love as a need to be fulfilled. But love is only a gift given to us. We should not hold it in our hands for we may never find the strength to let go when it decides to leave. We should only embrace its warmth and glow while it lasts and then freely open our arms when it's time to say goodbye. When we fall in love with someone, we don't want that feeling to end for it is everyhting we are, everything that we wanted to be. We pray that love will stay and grow in our hearts but if it doesn't then we should never let our lives be taken by it, for life should not end where our heartaches begin. There is always a reason why we have to move on. When we have to say goodbye to the feelings we wanted to stay forever,let us not wave our hands with a heavy heart. For love will have to set it's wings free and find the place where it belongs. We may have lost it but then again when we close our eyes and listen to the echoes of our hearts,we will hear the feeling resounding silently forever. Then we will know it has never left us, for the good that we have become because of love will always stay. It will always be there reminding us that we should be thankful and happy, not because we have lost love but because for once in our lives, that feeling lived in our hearts and made us happy........ adapted Love is the most beautiful emotion ever, don't you think?? 16 Comments

aLTeR eGo...... Nov 2, 2005 1:02 am Mood: naughty, 861 Views There are times that our mischievous side do come out. Life would definitely be boring without this naughtiness seeping through. This wicked side of us will materialized for a variety of reason, sometimes good; sometimes bad. Good in a sense that you just wana crack humor in a boring situation; bad when it come out because your pissed of with someone or something. Its ok to let your evil side show once in a while for a variety but don't let it rein your life. Add spice to your life!!! Be dynamic!!! Be spontaneous!!! Be yourself!!! Excerpts from the song "Dangerous" by Michael Jackson The way she came into the place I knew right then and there There was something different About this girl The way she moved Her hair, her face, her lines Divinity in motion The girl was persuasive The girl I could not trust The girl was bad The girl was dangerous She's so dangerous The girl is dangerous photo: "When my horn made an appearance, i did everything to hide it but it keep on growing so i just let it be. I look cool in it though, don't yah think so?? lol* taken by D.B. School Road, Somerville, NJ 12 Comments

Kikay Time!! Oct 30, 2005 4:30 am Mood: amused, 797 Views Last thursday due to boredom and lack of a new gig to do except shop, shop and shop!!(waaahh kakabutas ng bulsa Nerie, Hanie and me try a new pakulo (albeit not really new since this is an old time entertainment for girls)! We dress up and bwala with the help of my all the time, ever effecient powershot we try do go to the modeling world!! We try alot of posing here and there. And mind you with special effects and lights din sympre(A photo session is not successful without those two da ba?) Ayun kami project dun and project dito!! Have a great laugh. ) We were totally hilarious! We had fun without using a single cent!! Tipid photo: Mmmmm( A sample of our pix, oks ba??) 12 Comments

YoU'rE mY aNgEL!!! Oct 27, 2005 8:19 am Mood: happy, 860 Views You only let me see glimpses of you, Glimpses which in time turn to a totality, Totality declaring your uniqueness, Uniqueness that made you stand out from the rest. The rest doesn't affect me like you do, You brought color to my dreary life, Life full of doubts, full of pain, Pain that you ease with your smiles. Your smiles are full of sweetness, full of warmth, Its warmth do touch my heart in special way, The way its meant to be, Because you are my ANGEL!!! Angel Sarah McLachlan Spend all your time waiting For that second chance For a break that would make it okay There's always one reason To feel not good enough And it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction Oh beautiful release Memory seeps from my veins Let me be empty And weightless and maybe I'll find some peace tonight In the arms of an angel Fly away from here From this dark cold hotel room And the endlessness that you fear You are pulled from the wreckage Of your silent reverie You're in the arms of the angel May you find some comfort there So tired of the straight line And everywhere you turn There's vultures and thieves at your back And the storm keeps on twisting You keep on building the lie That you make up for all that you lack It don't make no difference Escaping one last time It's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees In the arms of an angel Fly away from here From this dark cold hotel room And the endlessness that you fear You are pulled from the wreckage Of your silent reverie You're in the arms of the angel May you find some comfort there You're in the arms of the angel May you find some comfort here JPEG* Angel 30 Comments

My MuSe WeNt A.W.O.L Oct 24, 2005 7:29 am Mood: frustrated, 739 Views Crap, but i'm been in a state of block for the past several days. No one may have notice but i'm reviewing my computer 101. Bet Mr. Garcia and Jomarie will be mighty proud of meeeee!! I'm now a master of the copy, paste,and cut commands. I wanna create a new one but still my mind is totally empty, void, fruitless, infertile, vacant as in!!! My muse walked out on me!!! Anyone pleazzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee help me find him!!! Drag him, chain him if you have toooo!!!! JPEG *Frustrated Bear 12 Comments

FaCetS oF fRiEnDsHiP......... Oct 21, 2005 8:14 am Mood: content, 1011 Views A friend says things to make you feel smart... A good friend makes you feel strong... A great friend tells you when you do things right... A best friend tells you when you're wrong. JPEG * Best forever 104 Comments

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