7-21-2005 Jul 21, 2005 5:30 pm Mood: restless, 725 Views My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad. 1 comment

Friendship quote Jul 21, 2005 4:11 pm Mood: relaxed, 748 Views Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school, but if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. 1 comment

Quote of the Day Jul 21, 2005 2:54 pm Mood: relaxed, 764 Views All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness. Tennessee Williams 0 Comments

Marriage Jul 21, 2005 2:13 pm 883 Views A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin. by Henrik Ibsen 7 Comments

Marriage Jul 21, 2005 2:10 pm 741 Views A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin. by Henrik Ibsen 0 Comments

Social Security Jul 18, 2005 2:50 pm 898 Views A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too." 3 Comments

Political Joke Jul 17, 2005 2:35 am Mood: relaxed, 973 Views At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Sadamm Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddamm with three buttons on the arm of his chair. after a few minutes Sadamm pressed the first button and a boxing glove sprung up and hit Bill square in the jaw. In the spirit of peace Bill decided to ignore this and continued talking until sadamm pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hill Bill in the chin. Sadamm started laughing. But again Bill ignored this and continued . A minute later Bill saw Sadamm press the third button and he jumped in the air. But a big boot sprung out and hit him in the balls. Bill had decided he had enough of this and when back home. Three weeks later the peace negotiations were re-scheduled in Washington and as Sadamm sat down in Bills conference room he noticed Bill had three buttons on the arm of his chair. A little while after they started talking Bill pressed the first button but nothing happened, Bill started giggling. They continued to talk then Bill pressed the second button, Sadamm moved but again nothing happened. Sadamm was getting a little jumpy and Bill was laughing even harder. A few minutes later Bill pressed the third button and stared pissing himself but like the others nothing happened. Sadamm had enough of this, stood up and said "That's it! I'm going back to Baghdad!" , to which Bill replied "What Baghdad?" 3 Comments

Political joke Jul 17, 2005 2:31 am Mood: relaxed, 957 Views One day about a month ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead. To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the united states. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes.... Get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard as the times... Keep it high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent." 2 Comments

Joke Jul 16, 2005 10:37 am Mood: relaxed, 989 Views I STARTED A JOKE (LYRICS) I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,But I didn’t see that the joke was on me, oh no. I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me. I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I’d said. Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me. I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I’d said. ’til I finally died, which started the whole world living,Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was one me. 3 Comments

Children Jul 16, 2005 9:35 am Mood: relaxed, 935 Views WE ARE THE WORLD (LYRIC) Written and Composed by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie. There comes a time when we heed a certain call When the world must come together as one There are people dying and its time to lend a hand to life There greatest gift of all We cant go on pretending day by day That someone, somewhere will soon make a change We are all a part of Gods great big family And the truth, you know, Love is all we need Chorus: We are the world, we are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day So lets start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving out own lives its true we'll make a better day Just you and me Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares And their lives will be stronger and free As God has shown us by turning stones to bread So we all must lend a helping hand Chorus: We are the world, we are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day So lets start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving out own lives its true we'll make a better day Just you and me When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all But if you just believe there's no way we can fall Let us realize that a change can only come When we stand together as one Chorus: We are the world, we are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day So lets start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving out own lives its true we'll make a better day Just you and me 2 Comments

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