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WWW2......Disney World
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Jul 23, 2005 11:10 am
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Chocolate and Viagra
Q. What do you get when you mix chocolate and
Viagra?
A. OH HENRY!
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Disney World and Viagra
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-
minute ride!
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WWW2 :)) Drugs Jokes
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Jul 23, 2005 10:34 am
Mood: relaxed,
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson
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WWW1
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Jul 23, 2005 2:39 am
Mood: amused,
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The long wait at airport security was tough on the five-year-old boy. To keep him from making a disturbance, his mother decided to distract him with a civics lesson.
"Johnny, do you know what's special about America?"
"No," he pouted.
"In America, everyone is free to do things, go places, own whatever they want ... anything except hurt other people."
Johnny looked ahead at the people being searched by the airport security guards, and nodded. "I think I want to go to America."
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www1
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Jul 23, 2005 2:31 am
Mood: amused,
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The thorough search of all her belongings -- and her person -- finally brought the woman to a boil. "This is absolutely astonishing! You might as well be raping me!"
"I don't think so, Ma'am," replied the FAA security guard. "The most we're allowed to do is a nice slow cavity search."
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M*
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Jul 22, 2005 2:49 pm
Mood: relaxed,
625 Views
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
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Simplicity
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Jul 22, 2005 2:31 pm
Mood: relaxed,
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To me, the extraordinary aspect of martial arts lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and martial arts is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of martial arts, the less wastage of expression there is.
Bruce Lee
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YOU
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Jul 22, 2005 1:09 am
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
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WWW
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Jul 22, 2005 12:57 am
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WWW PLEASE WAIT FOR ME
I'LL BE WITH YOU SOMEDAY
YOU WILL SEE.
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Leave me alone
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Jul 22, 2005 12:43 am
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Hey leave me alone.
This is the love of my life.
Mind your own business.
I don't mind yours.
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22-7-2005
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Jul 21, 2005 5:56 pm
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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
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