Tumigil Ka!!! Feb 19, 2006 1:23 am 271 Views Sabi ko tumigil ka!!!!!!! 9 Comments

Beautiful Picture and send it back Feb 18, 2006 11:58 pm 249 Views This is a simple test: IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU! THE POEM I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty was now done My soul could rest at ease..... All day long I had no time To spread a word of cheer No time to speak of Christ to friends, They'd laugh at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do, That was my constant cry, No time to give to souls in need But at last the time, the time to die. I went before the Lord, I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his hands God held a book; It was the book of life. God looked into his book and said "Your name I cannot find I once was going to write it down... But never found the time" Now do you have the time to pass it on? (received from a friend) 4 Comments

Leyte Feb 18, 2006 12:08 am 241 Views No bandages, antibiotics … no dextrose; Mayor fears most of 2,500 villagers lost KUWAIT CITY: Jose Maria Miniana, the Mayor of Anahawan district, Philippines, says that the majority of the estimated 2,500 residents of the village Saint Bernard Guinsagon have been buried in a huge swathe of mud. Miniana was talking on phone to the Arab Times from Anahawan, after the village of Saint Bernard Guinsagon was flattened by the landslide which struck at 1000 hrs local time. “We fear that about 80 per cent of the people have been trapped and their chances of survival are really slim,” he added. Anahawan, from where the rescue operations were being coordinated, is almost 20 minutes drive from St Bernard Guinsagan, the calamity stricken village on the south of the island Leyte. The following were among those pulled out from the mud and are being treated at Anahawan hospital: Espinosa, Josephine 16 yrs; Bolasco, Arsenio no age; Bolasco, Roland 32; Bonisa, Jeffry 16; Ibanez, Arlene 21; Miravile, Alicia 48; Velasco, Irenea 59; Peligro, Rovelin 18; Bolagsak, Antonio 40; Perante, Maria 72; Magtupa, Analisa 34; Inso, Antonio 8 months; Mabitado, Nena 48; Gagadas, Lucy no age; Libaton, Florencio 39; Dalmoi, Antonio 43; Pia, Cristin Jane 3 yrs; Marqueda, Ureta 36; Cibunga, Rosemarie 6 yrs and Redolosa, Genesis 21. By John Mathews Arab Times Staff (Kuwait) 2 Comments

What is a DORK? Feb 17, 2006 11:17 pm 316 Views What is a Dork? Si PogieAmerican is asking the real meaning. I can't give the meaming kasi baka mali si ako. 9 Comments

And the number 1 worst driver is... Feb 17, 2006 4:39 am 345 Views "Okay. I can explain this..." come and see me 16 Comments

10 commandments - Jokes Feb 17, 2006 3:49 am 310 Views anak:tay anoh poh ba ang ibg-sbhn ng 10 commandments?tay:ang 10 commandments ay ang utos ng diyos na dapat mong sundinanak:eh di mas mataas pa kayo sa diyos?tay:bket?anak:kc poh ang dami nyo pong utos na dapat kong sundin.....!!!!1tay: By Harris. 7 Comments

cafe at pinoy Feb 17, 2006 3:45 am 307 Views pinoy ka pag kumakain ka ng tinapay isinasawsaw mo sa cafe......tapos, iinumin yung pinagsawsawan....ngeeeeekkk 9 Comments

PSST HOY Feb 17, 2006 3:40 am 348 Views u r true pinoy...when u call somebody by saying "PSST HOY", u r true pinoy if ulook back at the person that said "PSST HOY" by glenn casalla. 8 Comments

Pinoy Jokes Feb 17, 2006 3:28 am 300 Views A Filipino is in 3rd grade. His teacher asks 3 of her students to use chicken, nut, and bread in a sentence. First, the American says " Would you like some chicken with banana nut bread?" The Mexican says "We use chicken for our tacos, but never use bread or nuts." While eating her muffin, the teacher said,"Outstanding senten--" Then she started choking. The Filipino was the last make a sentence. He said, " Help Help! Cheecan Noht Breade!" 7 Comments

ha ha ha pinoy jokes Feb 17, 2006 3:21 am 314 Views A Filipino applies for a job at Wal-Mart. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. .. An American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, " A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, " Apt! er herring da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et's obyus to me dat the fastest thang known is Diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleyn serrr ." said Eleuterio . " YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I wasn't Peeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR or bathroom, But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ay 'tang ina, I already had a big tae, ka-ka or poo-poo in my pants. Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart. By Reeky Martin. 9 Comments

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