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Posted:Jan 30, 2008 2:03 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 5:31 pm 3521 Views
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Rem tene, verba sequntur
"Keep to the subject, and the words will follow"
-- Cato the Censor (?)
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tomorrow!!!!!
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Posted:Jan 27, 2008 4:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2008 9:09 am 3829 Views
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tomorrow is another day
to look at things another way
to forget about what was done
to look forward to what is to come
 just came to me for a response to a blog o junlaines  
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CONFIRMED!!! a sad sick sens'o humor
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Posted:Jan 21, 2008 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2008 4:06 am 3604 Views
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ah i read this and pilfered it from munchinmatron2 thanks sis and ooh yes i think i have the same sick sense of humour. Classic!!!!
for viewers who read this to pass the non mention of the word that rhymes with 6 it is exchanged with "toot" by my friend.
A mas0chist, a sad1st, a m_rderer, a necr0phile, a zoophile and a pyomaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have toot with a cat!" shouted the zoophile.
"Let's have toot with the cat and then t0rture it," says the sad1st.
"Let's have toot with the cat, t0rture it and then k1ll it," said the murderer.
"Let's have toot with the cat, t0rture it, k1ll it and then have toot with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have toot with the cat, t0rture it, k1ll it, have toot with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said:
"Meow."
well!!!! i did warn you  
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a blossomed spark
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Posted:Jan 17, 2008 2:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2008 5:09 am 4406 Views
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I have met one lady that had created a little spark. The moment she walked in the door, of music21 front doors then out again, and then back in again. On the phone she was. She is a workaholic always on call. Hehehehe!!!!
The spark that was caring in thoughts and sincerity.
That gave me comfort in some wise, sincere words and thoughts shared. To this day I still remember the first siting, the first EB and some parts of a conversation about profiles, that stuck in my mind.
From those caring words and thoughts that where shared grew a friendship.
With that friendship grew respect for a honest and true friend.
I kept my promise from the airport as I left. Something that I will be happy with for the rest of my life.
True, honest friends are worth every little second even if no words are spoken. Distance is no obsticle for hearts that are true.
Thank you for sharing you heart with me and being there. Thank you for your love. I share my heart openly with you with deep love and respect for you. A amazingly patient caring, honest, lady. With some wonderful friends that love you dearly. As much as I love you.
MAHAL KITA!!!
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birth
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Posted:Jan 9, 2008 2:29 am
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2008 6:11 pm 3714 Views
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight highover her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,Connor wasborn. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help andasked thewide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!'
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope foryou.
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o! Dear God Why ?????????
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Posted:Dec 19, 2007 1:45 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 2:24 am 3945 Views
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
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blow what?
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Posted:Dec 14, 2007 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2009 11:59 am 3752 Views
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LITTLE M ARK ON ENGLISH
Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
MARK says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little MARK, that's a mouthful."
Little MARK says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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