A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty. He was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a syringe with HIV/AIDS blood. He choose to be injected with AIDS. After they have finished with him, He never stopped laughing and they asked "Why are you laughing?" He just wispered and say "I have put on a condom". ......
A woman goes to a dentist for tooth extraction. Doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools... Lady lifts her skirt...Doc says "Im not a gynecologist, Im a dentist". Lady says "I want to get my hubbys tooth removed" ......
What happened to your mobile?? I was trying to call you but I got this msg: Welcome to the jungle network, the monkey you are trying to call is on tree, plz try later.....