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This is the small bits of stories all about the thriving for happiness, life and love of an average, everyday, sane, psycho, half engage, supergoddess Maria Celeste Cale. Welcome to my little sanctuary.
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---===* Chapstick Charm *===----
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Oct 22, 2005 1:01 pm
Mood: weird,
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To make yourself more "kissable" to your date begin with chapstick. Choose a flavor that is associated with love like cherry, hold the container in the hand that you normally extend when extend when accepting an object from someone else. Symbolically, this extends an invitation to an intended individual. Repeat this incantation three times while thinking of a particular person
"When you look, you shall not miss,
an opportunity to steal a kiss."
Put a little of the chapstick on each time you're going to see this person, and repeat the incantation.
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Humor
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Oct 22, 2005 12:53 pm
Mood: cheerful,
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Marriage is like a cage;
one sees the birds outside
desperate to get in,
and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Montaigne
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One Day isang araw
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Oct 20, 2005 2:55 pm
Mood: calm,
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Isang araw, 'pag tumila na ang ulan,
'pag humupa na ang bagyo at tumahimik na
ang kulog... Magkikita-kita tayong muli,
pagtatawanan natin ang paghuni ng ibon
at ang pagaspas ng dahon, aamuyin natin
ang singaw ng lupa at ang basang damo sa
kaparangan...aawitin natin ang mga awit
ng ating kabataan, iiyakan ang mga
masasayang ala-ala at pagatatawanan ang
hapdi ng nakaraan. Kay ganda ng mundo na
magsisislbing bakuran ng ating kalayaan,
maraming bulaklak, sariwa ang hangin at
nakangiti ang langit. Dahan-dahang
gagaling ang sugat na iniwan ng panahon,
at muli tayong aawit kasabay ng mga bata.
-tomas leonor
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Survey ni Kim Bunot!
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Oct 20, 2005 2:38 pm
Mood: good,
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Most people call you?
- Angelina Jolie heheheh ok! Ces or Cecilia
Where are you going tomorrow?
- opis
Because...
- to earn money and revitalized my lost spirit by means of shopping!  (mag inarte ba? ) ok to see the smile on the security guard's face
Are you excited?
- NO not unless our norwegian customer visits me there to claim my finish works (he's cute and I get goosebumps because we pissed him before because of my delayed job for him in short BANGUNGOT!)
What shampoo do you use?
- head and shoulders (tinatanggal ang 5 signs of dunruff kasama na dun ang pagiging addict sa Blog)
Who are you chatting with at the moment?
- si talueng
What's the most annoying thing that's still
stuck in your brain?
- deadlines and revisions at yung maliit na bato sa kanin na nakagat ko kanina ang sakit talaga!
What do you want?
- peace of mind, macho dancer inside a big cake hahahah joke! maybe a muted day where I can do anything
What are you wearing at the moment?
- T-shirt (only) hahahah!
How many bucks do you have at the
moment?
- 200 bucks exact amout to get me to office and have a good Mc. Donald lunch
What instrument does your boyfriend/girlfriend
play?
- my self hahahah! joke again! sorry IM PERFECTLLY SINGLE! 
What instrument do you play?
- marakas
Are you a geek?
- sa jologs na maga bagay!
When's the last time your
boyfriend/girlfriend logged in?
- 
Last year's unforgettable event?
- Bryan call me up to greet me
Who do you miss?
- marami sina Lotus si Bessing si Donald si Ciela
Can you keep a secret?
- YES
Who's your favorite cartoon character?
- sponge bob, simsons, doreimon at si crayon shinchan
Who's not online and you really want
him/her to go online?
- bksteeler
What is your barkada doing?
- lahat ng pwede nilanggawin sa mundo para makakain ng tatlong beses sa isang araw o dikaya nagpapacute sila dahil wala silang lovelife ngayon
What are you going to do after this?
- kiss my hamsters and sleep
Did you forget to do anything today?
- wear underwear hahahah! joke again!
Are you bored?
- NO but Im hungry 
What else are you feeling?
- confused
What do you think of this survey?
- this sucks! I mean why do someone has to do this iswear I dont like this! I dont really like answering surveys! my gosh are they vain of there selves! Im not into answring this thing I swearrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
WHAT WAS THE:
*the last movie you watched?
- Now that I found You
*the last tv show you watched?
- Nothing
*the last song you heard just now?
- Instant Ayos! commercial sa radyo
*the last thing you got as a present?
- t-shirt ni Lotus thanks Sis!
*the last place you went?
- MRT
*the last thing you heard from your
parents?
- Cel! Matulog ka na! pero kumain ka bago ka matulog! Pasaway!
*the last thing you said to one of your
friends in person?
- parang gumaganda ako?
*the last thing you said to that someone?
- bye bye
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Middle Finger in Nose Hole
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Oct 20, 2005 1:52 pm
Mood: crazy,
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It's been three days overnight at my work (yes u heard it 3days overnight in the record! not from vacation but from work) and I think my boobs start to sag now heheheh joke! So form that time I miss answering my emails ... posting and off course making some blogs   . I even open my old account in friendster and saw two horrile things:
* Somebody is half stalking me. Now my saying long time ago backfires me , the guys sent me some pictures I mean nude and offensive pictures. He even made a picture collage of me and him putting title "couple of the year". So all I can say is he's really out of his mind to like a serial killer like me ! Goodness I wish I know his address!
* My old silentbuttotallycuteandhiddenhearthrob classmate email me asking for my celphone number and my olddeargayfriend ask for my cel number too because the silentbuttotallycuteandhiddenhearthrob classmate always begs him to give it whenever they see each other in an arcade house. To make it worst between me and the silentbuttotallycuteandhiddenhearthrob classmate and my olddeargayfriend is NO CEL NUMBER TO GIVE cause I dont own a celphone actually!
too bad he should court me before or even smile at me during collage days cause I might buy cellphone because of him! Man! he used to be my crush! 
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Expressive Pinoys!
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Oct 20, 2005 12:46 pm
Mood: happy,
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Isa angmga Pinoy sa pinakamasayahing lahi sa mundo, at minsan maaaninag mo ito sa pamamagitan sa street sign o sa kahit anmang gawain ng Pilipino. Sinasabi nga nila talagang medyo hirap lang tayo mgpahag ng sasabihn nati ito ang mga halimbawa
Notice sa isang Megalink ATM: "OOF LINE"
Sa billboard ng isang Motel: "Affordable, Clean, and Convinience”
Sa isang self-service restaurant sa Cebu: “Please help our comfort room clean.”
Sa isang highway sa Pampangga: “We Make Modern and Antique Furniture.”
Sa delivery truck: “NOT FOR HERE”
Sa isang pabagsak na pader sa Libis, Q.C.: “Danger wall is falling!”
Sa isang pader: “Marunong ka bang KUMAHOL? Aso lang ang umiihi dito!”
Sign ng PLDT: “Slow Men at Work”
Welcome to the Philippine – The Only Catholic Country in Asia! Sa ialalim nito: “BEWARE OF PICK POCKETS”
Sa isang building sa Cebu: Atty. Domingo Carriedo, Notary Public. “Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo.”
Sa dating Blumentritt branch: “Far East Bank and _rust Company”
Sa grocery sa Baguio: “Fresh Frozen Chicken Slod Here”
Sa isang bahay na katabi ng auto repair shop: “No parking and repair here.”
Sign sa PHILCOA: “No crossing pedestrians will be apprehended.”
“Sorry for the inconvenient. Your taxes is working for you.”
Sa Baguio Country Club: “Temporary Close”
Sa Cubao: “None ID Nothing Entry”
Vandalism sa bus: “Boy and Marcy, that’s are friends”
Parking Lot: “Taxi and outside cars not allowed.”
Sa isang construction site: “now showing the carpenters – the carpenters.”
Sa isang construction site: “Erection is going on.”
Sign sa jeep: Lunita
Banko sa Timog Avenue: “No parking for customers only.”
Office clinic sa Sta. Cruz: Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D.”
Sa kariton ng nagtitinda ng mani: “Pasalobong”
Sa Luneta Boulevard: “BAWAL TUMAE SA BOULEVARD”
Sa jeep at bus: “Before pay, tell where get the onbefore get the off,” “God knows Hudas not pay”, “For reckless driving, call ### - #####,” “Don’t close to me, close to God.”
Flower shop sa Rizal Avenue: “We sell artificial fresh flowers.”
Sa bintana ng isang restaurant sa Baguio: “Wanted: Boy Waitress”
Kalye sa San Juan: ” Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito”
Sign sa isang newspaper stand: “HUWAG BULATLATIN KUNG HINDI BIBILI!”
Tag sa Divisoria: “Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each.”
Lumang pader sa Sampaloc: “matapang lang ang umihihi dito”
Sa isang repair site na walang trabahador: “Your taxes is working for you”
Kainan sa Chinatown: “Le Ching Tea House”
Isa pang pamatay na kainan: “DETH”S Eatery”
Sa computer shop sa Quirino: “CD to VCD conversion”
Sa construction site sa Mandaluyong: “BAWAL OMEHI DITO. MAHOLI BOG-BOG”
Kainan sa Cebu: “we hab sopdrink in can and in BATOL”
Sa Rizal Avenue: “We buy gift checks and all kinds”
“NAGKAKASAL” sign sa harap ng isang bilyaran
Sa Novaliches: “Jhun Radiator Refair Shop”
Sa Bulacan: “We repair electric fun”
Vacant lot sa Makati Avenue: “DON’T PARKING”
Sa San Andres: NO URINATING, on the over WALLS”
Sa isang kumbento: “2nd floor Upstairs”
Entrance sa NBI: “ENTRANCE, Pinoy huwag matigas ang ulo”
Exit sa NBI: “EXIT, hindi to C.R>, putol titi”
Marami pang iba actually isama na doon ang wrong spelling ng nagtype nito at grammarization.
PS DO NOT LAUGH because the laughter is the best medicine this not good to laugh the notes here u may gotten hearts attack.
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bye bye na
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Oct 16, 2005 12:20 pm
Mood: happy,
388 Views
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Heto na ang gabi
Na ako ay aalis
At iiwan na kita
Sa lahat ng gabi
Ito ang ayaw dumating
Sana ay umaga na
Tatawagan mo pa rin ba ako
Susulatan mo pa ba ako
Tayo pa rin bang dalawa
Kahit na...
Bye-bye na
Aalis ka na ako
Bye-bye na rin
Sa ating alaala
Meron kang makikita
Mas higit pa sa akin
'Pag ika'y malayo na
Huwag mong lilimutin
Na nandito lang ako
Hawak ang larawan mo
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My Kind of Man
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Oct 12, 2005 10:11 am
Mood: bitchy,
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Its always been a puzzle to me whattype of guy I really want to spend the rest of my life. Even my self cant analyze what I really want in acertain person. All I know is that within a snap unknowingly by myself, I fall head over heels with someone
oh! what ever !
just click them please : Kermit Guy
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Euck Dog
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Oct 12, 2005 8:38 am
Mood: scared,
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Tonight I see u there
I know your waiting there for me
And you even leave messeges
Oh! but then Im afraid
I might fall
to the same hole
I have been avoiding before
I remove my chains around me
So as not to get hook from you
Please Please Please
I dont want you to impress me
Im still imprissoned
For some crime I did yesterday
I still have tommorow though
than I might give in all over
And maybe a reservation just for You
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My Astro Character
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Oct 11, 2005 7:24 pm
Mood: amused,
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1. Loves to chat
Dati iyon nung sobrang natuwa ako sa internet chatting
2. Loves those who loves him
hindi naman minsan mahal ko rin ang mgataong ayaw sa kin
3. Loves to takes things at the centre
Ummmmm  hindi siguro kasi madalas mas ok ako kapag nasa underworld
4. Attractive and suave
slight
5. Inner and physical beauty
that's what I keep on thriving having inner beauty
6. Does not lie or pretend
totoo iyan! kapag gusto kitang patayin sasabihin ko sa iyo iyon
7. Sympathetic
siguro
8. Treats friends importantly
9. Always making friends
10. Easily hurt but recovers easily
11. Bad tempered
uy! minsan lang pero masaklap
12. Sexy
sabi ni pogie oo
13. Seldom helps unless asked
shy type kasi ako minsan 
14. Daydreamer
22O
15. Very opinionated
and sometimes misinterpreted as argumentust 
16. Does not care of what others think
True
17. Emotional
18. Decisive
19. Strong clairvoyance
I have proven that to my self a lot of times
20. Loves to travel, the arts and literature
siyempre iyan ang trabaho ko eh mag ina-arts
21. Soft-spoken, loving and caring
Di naman masyaduuuuu
22. Romantic
T R U E
23. Touchy and easily jealous
24. Concerned
most of the time
25. Loves outdoors
oo kaya lang minsan mahangin sa labas
26. Just and fair
amidst the unfairness of the world 
27. Spendthrift and easily influenced
all in all Quite true I am spendhrift when it comes to chicken and books
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