| Rayl69 |
Nov 12, 2005 5:29 am
Mood: surprised, 247 Views | | Keep hiding. | |
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| malata58 |
Nov 12, 2005 5:24 am
Mood: excited, 252 Views | capacity 1600 KVA.
highest voltage we get. | |
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| Ambassador of Love |
Sep 28, 2005 2:59 am
Mood: cheerful, 366 Views |  | Ambassador of Love
In no direction, and all around, there lies
a land to make the clever daft and the foolish wise.A land that makes you long for it upon a single view.It is invulnerable to hate and self pretence for as the people will tell you there is no defence when the Ambassador of Love opens relations with you.
It's the Ambassador that gives the country a face
that facing you causes your heart to race
despite knowing that it has at last found home.
There is no better place. There is no need to go.
There's no greater dwelling without a doubt you know no matter how far, or how long, you care to roam
When the Ambassador speaks then all becomes clear
whatever your language; everything is understood here.The tongue, the customs, the devotions become obvious to you.Yet you still can't explain to one who has not been just what they are missing. You have to wait till they've seen
love's domain. Then, and only then, will your words ring true.
When the Ambassador negotiates then you want to accede.That you want to get along is unanimously agreed which explains the mandate that is mediated by Fate And so you surrender the sovereignty of your heart, abandon control, dismantle defenses to be a part of their life and to join them in the ultimate superstate. |
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| Little Johny |
Aug 24, 2005 11:07 am
426 Views | Little Johny
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths
sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using
tables!
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I
spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North
America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER orrect. Now, Johny, who discovered
America?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
then you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by
biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting
with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the sameday sametime."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down
his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why
his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny :"Because George still had the axe in
his hand."
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did
u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer
interested? [ANSWER THIS FOR ME PLEASE]
L-Johnny : A teacher | |
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| More Than That |
Aug 16, 2005 11:18 am
Mood: okay, 445 Views |  | " I can see that youīve been crying
You canīt hide it with a lie
Whatīs the use in your denying
That what you have is wrong " |
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| Yes I will |
Aug 16, 2005 11:05 am
Mood: okay, 442 Views |  | He said ,,,,,,,
" I open my eyes , i see your face
I cannot hide i canīt erase
The way you make me feel inside
You complete me girl thatīs why
Something about you make me feel
Baby my heart wants to reveal
Iīm down on my knees , Iīm asking you
Say these three words i wanna hear from you
Yes I Will
Take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will
Say there three words that promisse to
Yes i will
Give you everything you need and someday start a family with you
Yes I Will
Take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will
Say there three words that promisse to
Yes i will
Give you everything you need and someday start a family with you
Oh yeah , yes I will " |
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| Jokes |
Aug 8, 2005 2:45 am
410 Views |  | The Military Retirement Bonus
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.
They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between any two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.
The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked away with a check $960,000.
Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third as to the additional bonus check.
When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my penis, to the bottom of my testicles."
The pension man said that would be fine, but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.
The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop his pants. He did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?!"
The general replied, "Back in Nam!" |
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