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MeN aRe............  

8/26/2005 8:40 pm

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1. Men are like ...

Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out
of you.

2. Men are like ...

Bananas ..... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

3. Men are like ...

Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ...

Blenders .. You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...

Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...

Commercials .... You can't believe a word
they say.

7. Men are like ...
Department Stores ... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ...
Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo
long to mature.

9. Men are like ...
Mascara .... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ...
Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for
a little while.

11. Men are like ...
Snowstorms ... You never know when they're
coming,how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ...
Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

13. Men are like ...
Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.
Adapted

No offense guys!! PEACE!!!

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wanders
1789 posts 

8/26/2005 10:22 pm

Ikaw Ha ...Pilya ka talaga...>>>

icebeth
2172 posts 

8/27/2005 12:18 am

Not really bro wanders(",)

dbm24
270 posts 

8/27/2005 12:44 am

nyahahahahaha!!!

tonysan
278 posts 

8/27/2005 6:17 am

Yo Beth -- You are on a roll -- I esp. like the the chocolate bar analogy.

T.

icebeth
2172 posts 

8/27/2005 10:27 am

Sis Ella nyahahahaha back

icebeth
2172 posts 

8/27/2005 10:27 am

Yo to you to bro tony. Lolzz

windtalker21
890 posts 

8/28/2005 12:56 am

ikaw talaga iris.......i dont agree with lots of those things you've posted.....ginawa pa kaming laxatives......lolz

icebeth
2172 posts 

8/28/2005 8:23 am

i didn't make men laxatives bro, analogy lang yan no hehehe. Defesive ka ha!!!

spikes02

8/31/2005 10:17 pm

hala! loka!

icebeth
2172 posts 

9/1/2005 3:20 pm

nyahahaha sis spikes!!!! ok ba?

spryte
417 posts 

11/30/2005 6:32 am

WTG sis!! Woman power

icebeth
2172 posts 

12/3/2005 9:08 am

    Quoting spryte:
    WTG sis!! Woman power
Yeah woman power

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