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SEMINARS FOR MALES  

11/9/2005 2:50 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:28 pm



1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4: 00am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen
10. How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong
11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You -- The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake after sex
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
19. The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break -- Why we know your excuses are b.s.
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too
29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked")
32. Changing your underwear -- It really works
33. Fluffing the blankets after flatulation is NOT necessary
34. Techniques for calling home


Peace!!! Just for fun!!! No offense Meant!!!
luv2cry
73 posts 

11/10/2005 4:15 am

honeyluvspooh
4391 posts 

11/10/2005 8:14 am

hahahahahahahahaha...thats a long one, ice ..do u think they have the patience for it?..lol

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/10/2005 8:56 am

    Quoting honeyluvspooh:
    hahahahahahahahaha...thats a long one, ice ..do u think they have the patience for it?..lol
Sis Pooh that i don't know!! Meebee to do this we'll have to tie 'em on their seat

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/10/2005 8:57 am

Si ayra tawa!! Gusto na mag asawa

VANILLA_ICECREAM
268 posts 

11/11/2005 10:03 am

greetings MY P R E T T Y F R E N I R I S

A N G E L 2GUIDE U

( LUV U MY FREN)

( si shaleen ito ) byeeee NICE BLOGS GANDA BLOGS MO!

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/11/2005 11:17 am

Shaleen my beautiful friend thanks for coming here always. And lakas ko sau. Intensity5. Mwaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

wanders
1789 posts 

11/11/2005 5:00 pm

It sounds like a lithany of things that will make me semi robotic...Meaning, you have to move in numbers!

Can I pass on this one ? hahahahaha!

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/11/2005 10:45 pm

hehehehe Sure bro Wanders pass it on!!! Thanks for the visit!! take care!!

moneypenny06

11/13/2005 10:36 pm

ice hhehehehe...no offese meant..nakaka offense ehhhhh...

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/15/2005 7:04 am

hehehe sis Money ganun ba?

catch_22
58 posts 

11/15/2005 10:21 pm

this made me laugh

you should frame this and hang it on the wall or post it on your fridge when you eventually get to play house with your husband

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/16/2005 1:11 am

    Quoting catch_22:
    this made me laugh

    you should frame this and hang it on the wall or post it on your fridge when you eventually get to play house with your husband
great idea

ivanjericho

11/22/2005 4:22 pm

you're lucky i read first the "seminars for females" ...or else...

icebeth
2172 posts 

11/22/2005 10:13 pm

    Quoting ivanjericho:
    you're lucky i read first the "seminars for females" ...or else...
Or else you will do an offense or defense

spryte
417 posts 

12/6/2005 4:42 am

"Man is a special being, and if left to himself, in an isolated condition, would be one of the weakest creatures; but associated with his kind, he works wonders."
--Daniel Webster

spryte
417 posts 

12/6/2005 4:43 am

"Men are men before they are lawyers, or physicians, or merchants, or manufacturers; and if you make them capable and sensible men, they will make themselves capable and sensible lawyers or physicians."
--John Stuart Mill

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