I LoVe BeiNg A WomAn!!!
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9/29/2005 2:39 pmLast Read: |
This blog is dedicated to all the beautiful and gorgeous woman out there!!! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we, like Stella, will get our groove back. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Adapted She's Always A Woman Billy Joel She can kill with a smile She can wound with her eyes She can ruin your faith with her casual lies And she only reveals what she wants you to see She hides like a child But she's always a woman to me She can lead you to live She can take you or leave you She can ask for the truth But she'll never believe you And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free She steals like a thief But she's always a woman to me Oh, she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time Oh, and she never gives out And she never gives in She just changes her mind She will promise you more Than the Garden of Eden Then she'll carelessly cut you And laugh while you're bleedin' But she'll bring out the best And the worst you can be Blame it all on yourself Cause she's always a woman to me She is frequently kind And she's suddenly cruel She can do as she pleases She's nobody's fool But she can't be convicted She's earned her degree And the most she will do Is throw shadows at you But she's always a woman to me photo: Joisey Girls taken by me, Somerville, NJ |
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9/30/2005 1:23 am |
I love women! I LOVE WOMEN!!!
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9/30/2005 1:30 am |
CHEERS TO ALL WOMEN!!!!
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9/30/2005 4:40 am |
I like what you wrote and in a special way it made me smile today (when it is one of my not-so-good days)!!! Thanks...
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9/30/2005 6:54 am |
I love women! I LOVE WOMEN!!!
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9/30/2005 6:58 am |
I like what you wrote and in a special way it made me smile today (when it is one of my not-so-good days)!!! Thanks...
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9/30/2005 3:45 pm |
CHEERS TO ALL WOMEN!!!!
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10/2/2005 8:18 pm |
What I like most is the song itself... and of course Woman and how she works out for her child...by the way ...What's that shaving of a women all about? hahahahaha...!
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10/2/2005 11:19 pm |
Bro Wanders secret!! winks* winks* sa min lang yun hehehe
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11/23/2005 8:37 pm |
go girls! 
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11/24/2005 5:02 am |
go girls!
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11/28/2005 12:14 am |
Hail to all women!!!
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11/29/2005 10:10 pm |
Hail to all women!!!
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