A DAY WITH ST. PETER... Brod. Totoy  

8/20/2005 9:14 pm Last Read: 3/5/2006 9:28 pm

Excerpt from a Priest sermon after Homily...Its a story of a man about to enter the Kingdom of God...Mystery of Faith and Booboos... Totoy was hit by a truck while crossing the street for work...A hardworking man but a little bit dumber for the usual reason of poverty and for being less fortunate to go schooling ,was lyeing dead on the spot on the road pavement. After the Long queue Of people who died that day, lining up for the usual question and answer portion part of San Pedro before you'll enter God's Kingdom. Totoy and the rest would have to answer 3 questions, a test of faith and beliefs for one and two simple ones for the records purposes,and to avoid being sent to burning fires of hell! On his turn; Saint Peter: ToToy! Do you Know Why you're here? Brod Totoy : (touching the rooster)No Sir! Saint Peter: (putting the rooster behind his back)...1st question! What are the days that start with letter T in a week? Brod Totoy:Ang dali ! (chest out with pride)Today and Tomorrow....he he he he ! Saint Peter : 2nd Question!How many seconds Are there in a year? Math Yan Totoy ...ang apoy!alalahanin mo ang apoy!...Sagot! Brod Totoy :hmmmm....alam ko na! January second ...February second...March second...April second... hhmmmm ! 12 seconds all in all !(winking at the people behind him) Saint peter:Naku Totoy ka !(kyyuukkk! goes the rooster ) O sige na nga pwede na yun...for your last and final Question, If you know him talaga ...What's the name of God? Brod Totoy : (holds his hand together ...murmured) .Aha! ...Harold po ... Akala nyo ha ! Harold po. Saint Peter: Sinong Harold! Brod Totoy : Our father Thou art in heaven ...Harold be thy name thy kingdom come! A roaring thunder like voice rolled in ...echoing from all over ... Gods Voice :...Pedro ...Pedro... Papasukin mo na si Totoy! Saint Peter :...Opo Mahal Na Panginoon! Brod Totoy: Kita mo na !kilala nya ako di ba ! Harold IKaw ba yan !!! "Blessed are the meek in heart ,for they shall Inherit the Kingdom of God " ...Beautiful Sunday To all!

speedhunter97 531 posts  8/22/2005 5:29 am

Harold be your name bro, Good scene and story for the priest to say their sermons! [lol]