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cheer up
Whose the boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship." With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!" She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." ------------- Q: Why are hurricanes named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them. ------------- Two friends who were playing golf on a fine morning saw a funeral procession passing by. One of the friends who was about to hit the ball, stopped mid-way, took off the cap and bowed down. The other friend was overwhelmed by seeing this gesture and asked him, "You are kind and truly a gentleman. I have never seen such a thoughtful person. The friend replied, "Yes, I was married to her for 35 years." -------------- A doctor says to his patient, "I have got a bad and worse news for you today". The worried patient asks, "What is the bad news?" The reply comes," You can live for one day at the most". The frightened patient then asks, "What could be worse?" The doctor informs, "I was trying to contact you since yesterday evening". -------------- A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea" ================ (From the net) |
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10/5/2012 4:50 am |
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Grace, thanks for the friday cheer up!!!!   Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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10/5/2012 7:02 am |
 enjoy friday bff!
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10/5/2012 7:04 am |
Grace, thanks for the friday cheer up!!!! Glad you like the joke...likewise sis  have a cheerful friday! 
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Tnx.
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10/5/2012 9:18 am |
Tnx. Happy weekend!
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10/5/2012 9:41 am |
Happy friday too Ming
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10/5/2012 2:00 pm |
Jean, thanks ..wish you a lovely evening sis.
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10/6/2012 2:39 am |
 , thanks for laughing with me
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10/6/2012 2:48 am |
Hey there simple guy! Aww, thanks you liked it , yes, bff appreciates me  , he is my number one supporter too Anyway, thanks for dropby and wish you a great weekend
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10/6/2012 4:20 am |
smiling from ear to ear....blessed weekend
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10/6/2012 7:34 am |
smiling from ear to ear....blessed weekend you too, have a blessed weekend sis, take care!
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