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2/14/2012 12:54 pm

The Tale of the Frog and the Guy with 25" thing

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A man with a 25-inch long thing goes to his doctor to complain

that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him.

They all tell him that his thing is too

long. "Doctor," he asks in total frustration, "Is there any way

you can shorten it?" The doctor replies, "Medically , there is

nothing I can do.

But, I do know a witch lady who may be able to help you out."

So the doctor gives him directions to the witch lady.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.

"Witch, my thing is 25-inches long and I can't get any women to

have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then

replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem.

What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest.

In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help

solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog,

will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal,

your penis will be five inches shorter."

The man's face lights up and he dashes off into the forest.

He calls out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, "NO!"

The man looks down and suddenly his thing is 5 inches

shorter. "Wow," he screams out loud, "This is great!!"

But he is still too long at 20 inches, so he asks the frog

again." "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouts.

The frog rolls its eyes back in its head and screams back, "NO!"

The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down, and it's

another 5 inches shorter. The man laughs, "This is fantastic."

He looks down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflects

for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little

less would be ideal. Grinning, he looks across the pond and yells

out, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looks back across pond shaking its head, "How many times

do I have to tell you? NO, NO, and for the last time, NO!"

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Did everyone of you counted the NO's???

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Grace

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