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Blogs > ajaw430 > My Thoughts of You


ajaw430 54F
4341 posts
2/7/2012 10:54 am
Woman Talk in Heaven

Woman 1: Hi! My name is Sandy.

Woman 2: Hi! I`m Lisa. How'd you die?

Woman 1: I Froze to Death.

Woman 2: How Horrible!

Woman 1: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

Woman 2: I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating,

so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the living room watching TV.

Woman 1: So, what happened?

Woman 2: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere

that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.


Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,

and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled

over with a heart attack and died.

Woman 1: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer....

we'd both still be alive


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(source: email account)

eb1209

2/7/2012 4:11 pm

 ALL for the LOVE of MEN!
Just call me ELZ


theta2011 53F
1917 posts
2/8/2012 8:05 am

 Gracey,

Would you rather confine yourself in an oven?


TessRb 64F
7258 posts
2/8/2012 8:34 pm

 Grace,

This is too funny!!!
Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:26 am
    Quoting  :
Tatjane, thanks again , have a lovely day!


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:33 am
    Quoting eb1209:
    ALL for the LOVE of MEN!
does it has something to do with ratio?


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:35 am
    Quoting  :
Tja Sulei


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:37 am
    Quoting  :
Hmm, I wouldn`t like to be in that situation but good advice!


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:39 am
    Quoting  :
Charlie indeed, ....but so far I got only cold feet here !


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:40 am
    Quoting TessRb:
    Grace,

    This is too funny!!!
Tess, thanks you like the humour! Have a wondeful day sis.


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:42 am
    Quoting theta2011:
    Gracey,

    Would you rather confine yourself in an oven?
Theta, not really,....my skin is tan enough!


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 10:44 am
    Quoting  :
Abc, your welcome sis, thanks for dropby you have a great day!


ajaw430 54F

2/9/2012 11:54 pm
    Quoting guenny:
    sometimes one needs to keep his cool. . .
    i like the story . . .
Quenny, hey there glad you like it , have a lovely day!


ajaw430 54F

8/26/2012 11:13 pm
    Quoting  :
hey Hottie,

Thanks for dropby...cool wasn`t it?

I was trying to comment in ur blog last time, kaso nadedo ung isang account ko( ) anyway, take care




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