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Blogs > ajaw430 > My Thoughts of You


ajaw430 54F
4341 posts
1/7/2012 1:44 pm
Polish Divorce!

(Humour forwarded by a friend)

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
- All my relations still in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I am always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
-She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
-I got proof.

What kind of proof?
- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

'Polish Remover'

casper97 44M

1/7/2012 3:06 pm

 Hahaha ..do u wanna say they so stupid?????????? I don't think so.. but yeah do agree... little bit


eb1209

1/7/2012 7:21 pm

 I bet he got the divorce approved!
Just call me ELZ


theta2011 53F
1917 posts
1/8/2012 6:38 am

 Gracey,

Oh, so she finally did it! Thought she was half joking when she bought the stuff. Was it in the Polish Kielbasa or in the Polish cheese


ajaw430 54F

1/8/2012 8:10 am
    Quoting casper97:
    Hahaha ..do u wanna say they so stupid?????????? I don't think so.. but yeah do agree... little bit
bro. casper, what do you think?, I am not really sure if another brainful or brainless


ajaw430 54F

1/8/2012 8:13 am
    Quoting  :
Tajane, we need such every now and then! you too, have a great weekend more hugs, Grace


ajaw430 54F

1/8/2012 8:15 am
    Quoting  :
Alice, don`t worry, pag nag bonding tayo, hanapin natin yan!


ajaw430 54F

1/8/2012 8:18 am
    Quoting eb1209:
    I bet he got the divorce approved!
Elz, hayz! hirap talaga pag di kalahi ano?


jane82 110F

1/8/2012 8:29 am

 Good one Ms Ajaw.


within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.


ajaw430 54F

1/8/2012 8:29 am
    Quoting theta2011:
    Gracey,

    Oh, so she finally did it! Thought she was half joking when she bought the stuff. Was it in the Polish Kielbasa or in the Polish cheese
Theta, sis, are you serious?

Have a wonderful weekend sis, Grace


ajaw430 54F

1/8/2012 9:01 am
    Quoting jane82:
    Good one Ms Ajaw.
Jane, thanks have a lovely weekend and ty for dropping by


TessRb 64F
7258 posts
1/8/2012 10:13 am

 Grace,

Thanks for the laugh.
Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...


ajaw430 54F

1/9/2012 2:30 am
    Quoting TessRb:
    Grace,

    Thanks for the laugh.
Tess,

you`re always welcome sis




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