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sunshiny_f 70F
607 posts
7/6/2013 8:20 am

Last Read:
7/10/2013 2:11 pm

the tourist


American tourist talking to a boatman in Zanzibar:

do u know biology? psychology? geology?

Boatman: sorry sir. I dont know.

Tourist: What the hell do u know? you will die of illiteracy!!!

Later , the boat developed a leak and started to sink.

Boatman: sir do u know SWIMOLOGY? ESCAPOLOGY? AND CROCODIOLOGY?

tOURIST: nO.

bOATMAN SMILED AND SAID: well today, you will DROWNOLOGY AND CROCODIOLOGY will eat ur ASSOLOGY. i will not HELPOLOGY and you will DIEOLOGY. he he he

happy reading folks!!

life is beautiful.. be happy and healthy always

theta2011 53F
1917 posts
7/7/2013 5:29 am

tnx.


sunshiny_f 70F
1221 posts
7/6/2013 10:43 am

    Quoting  :

street smarts have more common sense than book smarts. lol..