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Bebong2010 56F
13113 posts
10/16/2010 11:50 am
My Black Pu$$y

D. doesn’t like it. He said it’s scary, especially in the night. But I love it. It’s mine and I find it so cute. My mother says I have to hide it because it’s not a pretty sight to see around the house. My said “she’s crazy” to whoever she happened to bring home, as if that explains everything. My told me: “Mama, it’s not something someone would normally do.” I don’t care. Look how beautiful my black pu$$y is… isn’t it looks great?





only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/16/2010 11:52 am

Five minutes before closing time, I stepped into an antique shop because I “feel” something. Standing in the aisle I stopped suddenly and listened… I heard something… someone was calling. So, I followed the sound and I saw this gorgeous black cat looking at me. So I hurried to the counter and asked how much it cost. Sadly, the price was a bit higher than I can afford at that moment because I left my credit cards home (safer that way) disappointed, I turn around to put the thing back where it normally stands. Then I hear a whisper in my brain saying I have to let the animal be scanned again so I went back to the cashier and told him. Thank God to the policy “customers are always right” for although he eyed me strange he did what he was told. Like I expected, the register showed the price I am able to pay. Walking triumphantly outside, I kissed the top of the cat’s head and said to it: “you’re mine.”

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/16/2010 12:59 pm

flash! flash! flash!

The neighbour I was talking about in my blog “clever women” I heard her talking to someone across the street saying: the ex partner she vanished? Is a very lucky man! Why? Because he lived 9 years in her house rent free with occasional warm meals clean clothes and willing bed partner and if he’s going to pay for all of that favour somewhere else? Then his entire wages is not even sufficient and how dare him to demand co-ownership of her house! If one is working for a company one don’t demand share profit! If one is renting a place, one is expected to take care of the property and do some occasional repairs but nobody assume that after a while one can own the half of it? blah blah blah but… it’s the kind of blahs which there is some truth in it.


only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


jean_1000 47F

10/16/2010 5:06 pm

i click right away to see your black cat

love is the greatest gift of all


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 2:21 am

    Quoting  :

there is always two sides of the same story
and mostly both parties are convinced it's the other that is wrong/bad
it's sad to imagine that from one day to the next lovers can becomes enemies and what they can do to one another is really scary one might think: it is the same people who shared bed/meals/sorrow/laughter together?

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 2:23 am

    Quoting  :

you near the bed? why not in it? okay forget i said that

i can hardly keep it anywhere in the house
it's disappearing constantly

you know that its eyes lights in the dark?

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 2:24 am

    Quoting  :

why orange? for halloween?

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 2:25 am

    Quoting  :

if you see it in real
it looks alive
and warm to the touch

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 3:12 am

    Quoting jean_1000:
    i click right away to see your black cat
i can imagine you would jean

how's life in your part of the globe? is it so cold already like here?
i'm wearing 3 sweaters and a coat while typing
and the heating is fully on
dmn the high ceiling of this house
or maybe i'm just getting old

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 8:10 am

    Quoting  :

yeah keeping me awake most nights
wish i could read minds

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/17/2010 4:47 pm

like spirit of the glass?

sound like preparation for some kind of an orgy night with yourself
and a mirror

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


mr_INNOCENCE 46M

10/17/2010 7:05 pm

haa haaa frist i was like oh nooo can its be? lol pussy cat


Bebong2010 56F

10/18/2010 2:24 am

    Quoting  :

the irony is
i don't like a living cat
my son has two
clever animals
can open doors and window by themselves
and oh they love to imitate tarzan using curtains
quiet when my son is away but from 17:00 on...
they start making so much noise on the front door
dulce and snooze their names

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/18/2010 2:25 am

    Quoting  :

no worry
for you i will write a sequence with proper contents

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/18/2010 2:27 am

    Quoting mr_INNOCENCE:
    haa haaa frist i was like oh nooo can its be? lol pussy cat
and i thought you're innocent

i first thought to write exactly what you thought
but i'm out of first hand experience
i'll wait

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/18/2010 2:33 am

    Quoting  :

when i pass by and ignore it
i can almost feel the eyes on my back burning
to be honest i locked it already inside the cabinet but can't get it out of my head so it's near the stairs now greeting whoever comes in
people might think i really lost it but hey...
normally i don't like porcelain except dolls
oh wait till you see my collection
they look so much alive!
my fav is an african child imitation wearing traditional clothes
i named her lizzy

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/18/2010 2:39 am

    Quoting  :

parapsychology folklore and religion
we have so many similar tales in the philippines
if you read my earliest blogs its full of those
some i believe some i don't
but! those ways of life were drummed in our heads since birth so without knowing one apply them in ones life without really being fully aware anymore that they're doing it

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/18/2010 2:40 am

    Quoting  :

no sweat i know what you mean
at least i thought/fancy i understand

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/19/2010 2:02 am

    Quoting  :

i will have a group picture consisting of lizzy tom abigail lucy and catherine
used to have more than 27 including the triplets esmeralda aurora and
Scheherazade but my ex killed them all

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


jane82 110F

10/19/2010 5:38 am

I see it's quite shiny.

What do you use? Sunsilk?



within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.


Bebong2010 56F

10/19/2010 8:07 am

    Quoting jane82:
    I see it's quite shiny.

    What do you use? Sunsilk?
i will if i have
sadly not available
come to think of it
i'm palmolive kind of guy
palmolive naturals
the green one
plus blue cremesilk
smooth and shiny

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


Bebong2010 56F

10/19/2010 2:15 pm

    Quoting  :

white angora? i love to look at them! but only to look ha? i don't like them in the house no matter how cute they are

you like animals it seems
i remember your cutie dog who died?
i love animalistic
in bed

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide


jane82 110F

10/20/2010 8:25 am

Elena said for you....
I'm also not comfortable sharing my life online.
Please extend my warmest warmest regards and I'm wishing her well too.



within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.


Bebong2010 56F

10/20/2010 9:20 am

    Quoting jane82:
    Elena said for you....
    I'm also not comfortable sharing my life online.
    Please extend my warmest warmest regards and I'm wishing her well too.
she doesn't have to share
she could make up lies too like me
seriously, i understand she's a good girl unlike me
pls say thank you and to you a very wet french kiss

only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide