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Décolleté …mine is none existence. (As you can see on the picture. Requested to be submitted as exhibit A your Honour) I can be pregnant, gain weight, stand on my head; they stay looking like a 14 year old might have under their shirt. I remember an ex-boyfriend said to me once to cut half of what down “there” and put it up “here”. I broke up with him right away. The jerk! It took me only three days to get over him. Sad to say, but he’s not the only one with the same opinion. Grace, a friend and neighbour once told me under the influence of one too many colt 45 that I could have been “sexy” if I have a decent bumper. I told her, hers is nothing to write home about either. Good we were both in drunken stupor or otherwise… (Grace is an accountant married to a policeman and a tong-its buddy of my mother) I myself have no real problem with what I got. In fact, I’m thanking my lucky star that I got almost none, or at my age and after 2 …it could be hanging on my lap by now. I have to confess though that I almost never breast feed. I tried for 3 months but my milk wasn’t sufficient enough my GP advice me to stop and never do it again. If I’m being brutally honest, the only things I have a bit of trouble about are my “tips.” They are very pointy and huge and look as if they are always in cold. It shows even through my brassiere. (I know there are some pads exist out there tried them no good) but I heard it’s a fashion nowadays. I even saw one episode of sex and the city Samantha wearing a fake one. She removed them in the middle of a party and threw them out. Another thing is I hate brassiere. I don’t own a lot. It chokes me! Must be something to do with growing up and not owning one for the simplest of reason that we can’t afford to buy them. My first one was bought by my adviser when I was first year in high school. She cannot stand that her leading character in the winning school play would go on stage bra-less. And I don’t even know why I am writing this aside from I’m suffering (again) from lack of sleep and feeling rebellious that I can’t celebrate my birthday because I have to work.  only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide |
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8/26/2010 10:12 pm |
i'm going to sleep now and when i wake up i hope i'm in the right frame of mind already to be rational only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/26/2010 11:11 pm |
my sis call hers 'raisins'  its like all she has is a nipple. i dunno if she be able to breast feed when she had a baby.if its any consolation ms B,at least you wont have to worry about them reaching your knees when you get older.  and you have a choice of wearing or not wearing one. Where as with me, i have MUST wear one! SPECIALLY now that I AM GETTING OLDER!  i dont wanna traumatize the men in my neighborhood. sorry. i think im still pmsing. i was on a rant roll earlier, im afraid its spilling over here too. ps: wanna trade b00bies? 
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8/27/2010 3:45 am |
my sis call hers 'raisins' its like all she has is a nipple. i dunno if she be able to breast feed when she had a baby.if its any consolation ms B,at least you wont have to worry about them reaching your knees when you get older. and you have a choice of wearing or not wearing one. Where as with me, i have MUST wear one! SPECIALLY now that I AM GETTING OLDER! i dont wanna traumatize the men in my neighborhood. sorry. i think im still pmsing. i was on a rant roll earlier, im afraid its spilling over here too. ps: wanna trade b00bies? same here PMS broke few cups and dishes already so early in the morning  don't wear much brassiere once and a blue moon if i have to impress  only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 3:48 am |
oh jus sorry to hear that that's why the title of your blog mine is firm too and as of now fingers cross i can't imagine saying goodbye to one of them must be terrible for you only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 3:49 am |
sorry people got to change the pic it bothers me my face so bare only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 4:02 am |
Princess Marian is missing  only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 4:26 am |
my sis call hers 'raisins' its like all she has is a nipple. i dunno if she be able to breast feed when she had a baby.if its any consolation ms B,at least you wont have to worry about them reaching your knees when you get older. and you have a choice of wearing or not wearing one. Where as with me, i have MUST wear one! SPECIALLY now that I AM GETTING OLDER! i dont wanna traumatize the men in my neighborhood. sorry. i think im still pmsing. i was on a rant roll earlier, im afraid its spilling over here too. ps: wanna trade b00bies?  okay but only for a day maybe just to experience how it is to be stared at that area did u experience what others are saying about being introduce to someone and they look down there first then at your face? is the rumours true that men really like big ones? only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 5:53 am |
ay ay sino bang hindi pag napalaki ang kain ko walk around muna kasi pag umupo nakikita ebedensya only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 6:47 am |
you always know how to cheer up an old woman i can't remember if it's sometime last year or maybe even before we had discussion in one of my blogs(or yours) about the same thing you mentioned you have similar experience i know i can't complain there are so many things even more worse out there than a non-existent cleavage  only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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Happy birthday Miss M  wish you many returns of the day! as to ur blog, well! fine. no comment! nice pic by the way!
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my sis call hers 'raisins' its like all she has is a nipple. i dunno if she be able to breast feed when she had a baby.if its any consolation ms B,at least you wont have to worry about them reaching your knees when you get older. and you have a choice of wearing or not wearing one. Where as with me, i have MUST wear one! SPECIALLY now that I AM GETTING OLDER! i dont wanna traumatize the men in my neighborhood. sorry. i think im still pmsing. i was on a rant roll earlier, im afraid its spilling over here too. ps: wanna trade b00bies? ur so natural my dear!
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8/27/2010 9:13 am |
darling honey sweetheart my love, you are a day too late(better late than never they say so thanks anyway) about honkers... i mean assets pala what of those are (important to)you looking for in a woman? who knows, i got them pwera 'yong big honkers ha? ala ako no'n only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 9:16 am |
forgot to answer your question about trading bumpers okay but only for a day maybe just to experience how it is to be stared at that area did u experience what others are saying about being introduce to someone and they look down there first then at your face? is the rumours true that men really like big ones? i have what i call a normal sized bosom  its just that i have to look after it cos i dont want to have a b00bies-meet-bellybutton or worst knees in the future. i just hate that my size changes every time. this week im a cup C then im a B next. and thats just the cup. i havent mentioned the brands yet. at least if its tiny, with or without bra its fine. my sis only have a couple of bras, she doesnt really buy them coz she does not really wear them that much, only when she has to. where as i spend a fortune buying bras that sometimes fit and sometimes not. i dont wanna get measured coz i hate and dont like taking my top off infront of strangers even if that stranger is also a woman. ps sorry...still have traces of pms there.
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8/27/2010 9:28 am |
Happy birthday Miss M wish you many returns of the day! as to ur blog, well! fine. no comment! nice pic by the way!i mean the first of my two names how thoughtful i've been missing you lately where you hiding mr.sulei? maybe playing hide n'seek with marian and sweetface they are nowhere to be found also only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 9:29 am |
Phob! u never fail to make me laugh with all my heart when I read ur comments and even blogs! ur so natural my dear! always nice bunch in my blogs  only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 9:32 am |
will be celebrating bday this weekend will use the pics in my blogs later only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 11:48 am |
LMAO i dont really have massive honkers as kuya jeff calls it. i have what i call a normal sized bosom its just that i have to look after it cos i dont want to have a b00bies-meet-bellybutton or worst knees in the future. i just hate that my size changes every time. this week im a cup C then im a B next. and thats just the cup. i havent mentioned the brands yet. at least if its tiny, with or without bra its fine. my sis only have a couple of bras, she doesnt really buy them coz she does not really wear them that much, only when she has to. where as i spend a fortune buying bras that sometimes fit and sometimes not. i dont wanna get measured coz i hate and dont like taking my top off infront of strangers even if that stranger is also a woman. ps sorry...still have traces of pms there. big bumpers i don't want but normal i crave (well sometimes depends on the moods) usually i use (sport)bra when hiking or playing badminton but for the rest i go through life au naturel didn't notice the traces either i'm getting blind or demented  if you hate taking the top off i could imagine what you feel going to OB/GYN only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 11:52 am |
never seen lingerie salesmen double D in the philippines? i thought... never mind only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 11:58 am |
looking at my lips...okay... my legs...could be(ha ha) well...i can learn to smile with my eyes if i must i will cultivate inner beauty right away promise brb it will only take a minute only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 1:02 pm |
Just call me ELZ 
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8/27/2010 1:09 pm |
A double D would be like a bra for my bum hahaha at least its good to know that there is a man who understands bra cups and size.
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8/27/2010 2:39 pm |
my schedule includes every other weekend haayzz hirap buhay but i rather have this than to be dependent on someone thanks Elz have a great weekend i hope you're not working only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 2:42 pm |
A double D would be like a bra for my bum hahaha at least its good to know that there is a man who understands bra cups and size. i think men understand more about breasts sizes than we do  only dead fish go with the flow ~ JolieLaide
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8/27/2010 5:53 pm |
i think men understand more about breasts sizes than we do love is the greatest gift of all 
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8/27/2010 5:55 pm |
happy happy birthday bebz   love is the greatest gift of all
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