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hoosey22
4 posts
3/12/2010 8:05 am
Bank Of England

Old woman goes into the Bank of England with a large bag of money
She askes to see the president
As she is an old lady he agrees
She says she wants to deposit money
He asks how much ?
She replies £1 million

He says thats a lot of money what do you do
Bet she replies
Bet he says what do you mean
Old lady replies Ok i bet £50.000 you that you have square balls
The bank manager cant refuse the bet
Ok he says
Old lady says can i come here next day at 11am with my lawyer as a witness
No problem says the the president

Next day the old lady return at 11am with her lawyer
She asks the president to drop his trousers
He obliges and drops his trousers
She asks him if she can touch them
The president says no problem as your paying £50.000 for the bet go ahead
She starts to feel his balls

The president notices the lawyer banging his head against the wall
Whats wrong with him ? the president asks
Oh nothing replies the old lady
I just had a bet with him for £250.000 that i would have the president of the Bank of Englands balls in my hands by 11.30 am today

TIGER91 44M

3/12/2010 1:31 pm

 Sir, this joke is in" Relationship Humor " in Magazine section.


hoosey22

3/14/2010 12:13 am

 when did you read it ? i heard it years ago




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