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9/6/2009 3:41 am

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Its Weekend...Let`s Laugh!!!!

"How long has your wife believed she's
a chicken? "the psychiatrist asked the husband.
"Three years, doc."
Three years!!! Why did you wait so long
before bringing her to see me?"
"WELL, WE REALLY NEEDED THE EGGS."
***

The housefly, ushering her on
a totally bald man's head observed:
"How quickly times change! When I was your
age, my dear, this was just a footpath."
***

The drill sergeant was chewing out a
new recruit. "Tell me, dummy, what would happen
if one of your ears were shot off?"
"I couldn't hear, Sarge."
"That's right. What if both your ears were
shot off?"
"I couldn't see."
"You couldn't see? How do you figure that
out, dummy?"
"If both my ears were shot off, my helmet
would slide right over my eyes!"
***

The evangelist was working up to the
highest point of his sermon.
"There will be weeping, and wailing, and
gnashing of teeth,"he shouted.
Just then, an old woman stood up in the
back. "Sir," she called, "I have no teeth."
"Madam," the evangelist replied, "teeth
will be provided."
***

"My life has not been an easy one," the man
told his new acquaintance. "I've been widowed
three times. The first two wives died from
eating poisonous mushrooms. The third, poor
thing, passed away as the result of concussion."
"A concussion, you say?" murmured the
new acquaintance. "How did this happen?"
"A very sad case," sighed the widower.
"I couldn't get her to eat mushrooms"
****