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A Single Woman's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel. Is super-rich like Michael J. On second thought, that's okay. Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June. No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won't go out without a fight. But then again with my luck, He'd probably be just some schmuck. The single life is not that bad I know it's just a passing fad. I won't be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, won't comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer. The single life will do just fine. So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!! ***It made me giggle so I thought I'd share  
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10/7/2012 10:33 am |
sure if you join maxx and dress up as a single lady 
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10/7/2012 10:32 am |
 ill join the party , ill join the fun the more the merrier
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10/7/2012 10:31 am |
All the Single Ladies, All the single ladies...and I'm a Single Lady...  Parteyyyyyyy!  
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10/7/2012 10:30 am |
dress up as a girl and you can join in the fun
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10/7/2012 10:29 am |
i'm glad it made you smile my friend
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9/27/2012 7:16 am |
ill join the party , ill join the fun
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9/27/2012 3:33 am |
All the Single Ladies, All the single ladies...and I'm a Single Lady... Parteyyyyyyy! Just call me ELZ 
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