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LadyEros 49F
2203 posts
5/28/2012 6:53 pm
Statistics Says...

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."


LadyEros 49F

5/29/2012 7:12 am

    Quoting eb1209:
    Ahahahaha! The businessman was smart enough to give his "combo" name (that of AMerican-Indian" and "Polish"..Makes sense!...I hope the gorgeous woman was not BLONDE!...lolz..
eb....imagine if she was


LadyEros 49F

5/29/2012 7:11 am

    Quoting  :

usmc...really? daaang, I need to find me a native american then


LadyEros 49F

5/29/2012 7:09 am

    Quoting TessRb:
    I still believe in how they use their tool to the fullest...
tess...fullest in both aspects works for me


LadyEros 49F

5/29/2012 7:07 am

    Quoting luv_a_fair:
    interesting!...i'm sure Mary Palmer would likewise be interested...right? Eric Kha?...

I may need to find a Native American and a Polish dude for fact checking purposes


luv_a_fair 54F
4621 posts
5/28/2012 10:42 pm

interesting!...i'm sure Mary Palmer would likewise be interested...right? Eric Kha?...


This is ME...I don't need your approval...


TessRb 64F
7258 posts
5/28/2012 10:34 pm

I still believe in how they use their tool to the fullest...

Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...


oldkanaba 73M
2458 posts
5/28/2012 9:37 pm

    Quoting  :



Well, Charlie, she knows all I have is the motion and the glib of tongue


I'm a senior citizen . Don't expect me to remember anything


oldkanaba 73M
2458 posts
5/28/2012 8:33 pm

    Quoting  :


Oh Charlie, but you said you only have a 7 incher and I don't think it's your feet


I'm a senior citizen . Don't expect me to remember anything


eb1209

5/28/2012 8:32 pm

Ahahahaha! The businessman was smart enough to give his "combo" name (that of AMerican-Indian" and "Polish"..Makes sense!...I hope the gorgeous woman was not BLONDE!...lolz..

Just call me ELZ