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LadyEros 49F
2203 posts
5/26/2012 5:44 am
Word Mishap

These two guys walk into a bar, and they've each got a black eye... The bartender asks the first guy. "What happened to you?"

The first guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!' and I MEANT to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh!' and she hit me.."

The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. "And you?"

The second guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say 'Please pass the margarine' but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid , you ruined my life'..."



LadyEros 49F

5/26/2012 9:39 pm

hey janey! glad i can put a smile on your face


LadyEros 49F

5/26/2012 9:38 pm

tess...thanks for dropping by


LadyEros 49F

5/26/2012 9:37 pm

    Quoting eb1209:
    How are you doing? good to see you again..
Hi ms. eb... thanks. just trying to heal one step at a time


LadyEros 49F

5/26/2012 9:36 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm glad I can make you smile


jane82 110F

5/26/2012 3:08 pm





within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.


TessRb 64F
7258 posts
5/26/2012 10:07 am

hahahahaha....

Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...


eb1209

5/26/2012 8:21 am

How are you doing? good to see you again..

Just call me ELZ