Redneck Slang
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"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style." "This'll jar your preserves." "Cute as a sack full of puppies." "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it." "Gooder than grits." "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot." "A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off." "When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count." "If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats." "A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering doo-doo on a marble floor." "She's uglier than homemade soap." "Your momma's so fat, when she got on the scales to be weighed, it said 'To be continued'." "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." "Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits." "The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead" "I'm just about as welcome at my inlaws as a hair in a biscuit." |
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11/23/2008 1:22 pm |
When you post so MANY blogs in a row, you get few  comments..  An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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11/24/2008 4:22 am |
When you post so MANY blogs in a row, you get few comments..
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11/25/2008 4:50 pm |
SIS HAPPY BIRTHDAY PALA  Im so sorry i forgot to greet you yesterday but the other day, i told pinoy in the chatroom that it's your birthday tomorrow lol! Hindi ako natuloy sa Cebu sis! Text you later!!! ~~pinkThoughts~~
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