Nude Gardening
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A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says,”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?” Her neighbor replies,”Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.” She says Well, what the heck it can’t hurt to try it. Next day her neighbor asks how it worked. “So-so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.” |
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10/7/2009 6:11 am |
hahaha  naughty cucumbers  "Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.”
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10/7/2009 6:21 am |
hahaha naughty cucumbers
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10/7/2009 11:32 am |
 more plssssssss!!!!! 
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10/8/2009 5:24 am |
u think it will taste better?
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10/8/2009 10:33 am |
more plssssssss!!!!!  more cucumbers?
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10/8/2009 10:34 am |
u think it will taste better? .. I am very curious 
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10/18/2009 11:13 pm |
I have a large smooth cucumber and two ripe plums if anyone wants a taste
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