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Dominate Your Mate  

lavender3704
3/11/2009 7:41 am
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only,one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.
SpinCycle
373 posts 

3/11/2009 6:56 pm

One of my favorite older friends, a feisty 97 year old Spanish gal, used to say, "The man may be the head of the family, but the woman is the neck!"

-Spin

magz_ni_joe
650 posts 

3/11/2009 8:29 pm

Hahahahaha

lavender3704
296 posts 

3/13/2009 11:39 pm

    Quoting SpinCycle:
    One of my favorite older friends, a feisty 97 year old Spanish gal, used to say, "The man may be the head of the family, but the woman is the neck!"

    -Spin
hahaha.. is it? u think he's right?

lavender3704
296 posts 

3/13/2009 11:41 pm

... thanks for dropping by maggy... should we dominate our mate? heheheh

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