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Blogs > odette317 > Second Quadrant


odette317 61F
684 posts
6/28/2008 8:03 pm

Last Read:
7/5/2008 5:50 pm
Answered Prayers


Polly Wants a WHAT?



This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest asked.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

"Thank you," said the lady.

The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, "Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been answered!"



Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.
joakem 69M
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6/28/2008 9:16 pm

 Ha ha ha ha ha, that's a good one! I thought you only liked clean and wholesome jokes! LOL


ambrans 63M

6/29/2008 1:58 am

 Good one Odette..


odette317 61F
1312 posts
6/29/2008 2:12 am
    Quoting joakem:
    Ha ha ha ha ha, that's a good one! I thought you only liked clean and wholesome jokes! LOL
Hi, mr j...
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
6/29/2008 2:13 am
    Quoting  :
Hi k_k,
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


Donald_Hoppy
(maryidohl m) 78M

6/29/2008 12:37 pm

 Polly says:
What are you doing when you lose the most track of time? This is what you should spend the most time doing.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
6/30/2008 2:56 am

 Hi don,,,
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
6/30/2008 2:58 am
    Quoting  :
Hi Trish...thanks for the very kind words.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


rickymelody 50M
1001 posts
6/30/2008 7:40 pm

 this one is good my friend
thanks
its nice to be important but its more important to be nice


odette317 61F
1312 posts
7/1/2008 4:04 am
    Quoting  :
...
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


rickymelody 50M
1001 posts
7/3/2008 4:55 pm

 hi odette my friend so nice to see you again
wishing you lots of love and happiness too
its nice to be important but its more important to be nice


odette317 61F
1312 posts
7/4/2008 3:45 am
    Quoting rickymelody:
    hi odette my friend so nice to see you again
    wishing you lots of love and happiness too
Hi Ricky...wishing you well also. God bless my friend.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


Telstar_x 44M
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7/5/2008 6:08 am

 Sis, go easy with your jokes; I'm about to consumed my supply of laughs for the year and there still half way to go.
"Back to Present and into MyWorld"


odette317 61F
1312 posts
7/5/2008 5:50 pm
    Quoting Telstar_x:
    Sis, go easy with your jokes; I'm about to consumed my supply of laughs for the year and there still half way to go.
Hello bro...lol...just sharing some laughs though, thanks for dropping by.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.




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