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HOLY COW!!!
smiley1957 9/30/2008 9:34 am

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10/22/2008 9:59 am

A crusty old man walks into a local church and says to the secretary,
"I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies,
"I beg your pardon, sir? I must have misunderstood you, What did you just say?"

Old man replied,
"Listen up, damn it! I said i wanna join this church!!!"

"I am very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study room to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old man
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says
"I just won P36 million in the lottery and i want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money!"

"I see..." said the pastor
"And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"




tinidor
713 posts 

9/30/2008 7:16 pm



bellezia
6436 posts 

10/1/2008 6:42 pm

toink

smile and be happy always

alljoe
24 posts 

10/1/2008 8:20 pm

Funny one...

jdagain
26 posts 

10/22/2008 5:53 am

Now that funny ..don't care what anyone saus thats freakin funny...btw Hi bestest friend in the whole wide world

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