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Blogs > smiley1957 > Take chances!!!


smiley1957 66F
2321 posts
9/9/2009 10:17 pm

Last Read:
9/18/2009 8:53 am
"""THANKSGIVING DIVORCE..."""

An elderly man in California ... calls his in New York and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing ... forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in New Jersey and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like Heck they're getting a divorce!", she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls California immediately, and screams at the old man,
"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife.
"Yes!!!They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way lolz!"







eb1209

9/10/2009 2:46 am

 Smart idea ha?...What a way to do it...I guess, you're giving me an idea, Smiley.....Well, not about the divorce, but something close to Thanksgiving thingie....Have a great one my dear..
Just call me ELZ


luvcutepinay4u 60F
125 posts
9/14/2009 12:38 am

 so funny ! where you get those idea huh!!!!!




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