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This is a true story: THE PURINA DIET... I was in Wal-Mart  buying a large bag of Purina for my and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog ........ Duh!  I was feeling a bit  crabby so on impulse I told her no, I was starting  "The Purina Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't  because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.  Her eyes about bugged out  of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.  I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.Horrified, she asked  if something in the food had poisoned me and was the reason why I ended up in the hospital. I said no! I'd been sitting in the street licking  my butt when a big car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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ha ha ha.....i guess i need to try it soon...ha ha ha... i will ask my sister working in cargill philipines for a free supply of purina dog food...it might work he...he...he
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