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Bad Advice Column.. Ask Alicia By Alicia  Bogdanovich* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Alicia: My boyfriend is cheating  on me with my best friend, my sister, my mother and dozens of other women.  Everyone is crazy about him because of his $exual  energy. I don't  want to lose him. What should I do?  Jealous Dear Jealous: He  sounds hot! Send me his phone number immediately.  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Alicia: I am miserable.  My husband left me, I lost my job, I've put on 300 pounds, and I have no friends. You're my only lifeline now. What should I do? Suicidal Dear Suicidal: Shoot yourself, you're so pathetic! Stop writing to me!* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Alicia: I sent you a check for $10,000, and it cleared, but I never got the "goods." Bogdanovich, you're a sonofabitch.  Martin Dear Martin: Technically, you should say daughterofabitch, loser!  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Alicia: If it takes three men eight hours to dig a hole 22 feet deep, how long would it take five men to dig a hole 19 1/2 feet deep? Puzzled  Dear Puzzled: Shut the f**k up, you turkey! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Cher Alicia: I am the President  of a former world power which is now a third-rate, socialistic nation with miserable people who hate  every nationality, including our own. We used to speak the language of love and international diplomacy, now we just stink  (literally). I make nice to corrupt African leaders but won't help ordinary Africans by allowing their agricultural exports into our country. I have broken numerous UN resolutions by trading with Iraq and selling nuclear technology to Saddam. Now I am trying to get attention by sticking it to George Bush. It seems to be working, but I need an exit strategy. What should I do? Jacques Cher Jacques: Allez f**k vous. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Alicia's Bad advice of the week.Dear Alicia: I am trying to screw George Bush, but the Americans are telling me to make love to myself. At my age this is difficult. I want to make love not war, but I can't do either very well. What should I do? Weasel Dear Weasel: Go screw Hillary and never write me again moron! 
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Hi Sir! I just remembered about your blog comment re your birthday! Is it today sir? Well here is the Historical record of your day! Just returning a favor for visiting my blog sir! This Day in History, January 6 On January 6th, 1893, Washington National Cathedral was chartered by Congress. Other Notable Events, January 6th In 1759, George Washington married widow Martha Dandridge Custis. In 1838, in Morristown, N.J., Samuel F.B. Morse and his partner, Alfred Vail, publicly demonstrated their new invention, the telegraph, for the first time. In 1912, New Mexico joined the United States as the 47th state. In 1919, Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, died at the age of 60. In 1925, Paavo Nurmi, known as the "Flying Finn" and regarded as the greatest runner of his day, set world records in the mile and 5,000-meter run within the space of one hour in his first U.S. appearance, an indoor meet at New York City's new Madison Square Garden. In 1942, a Pan American Airways plane arrived in New York to complete the first around-the-world flight by a commercial airliner. In 1950, Britain formally recognized the communist government of China. In 1984, the first test-tube quadruplets, all boys, were born in Melbourne, Australia. Also in 1984, the 100th Congress convened with Democrats controlling both Senate and House for the first time under the Reagan administration. In 1993, dancer and choreographer Rudolf Nureyev died at age 54 of cardiac complications; his doctor later confirmed Nureyev had AIDS. Also in 1993, jazz trumpeter Dizzy Gillespie died of cancer at age 75. And in 1993, it was announced that Japan's Crown Prince Naruhito would marry a 29-year-old Foreign Ministry official, a commoner, in June. In 1994, U.S. figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right knee by a man who then fled. The attack, which forced Kerrigan to withdraw from the U.S. Figure Skating Championship, was traced to four men with links to her leading rival, Tonya Harding. In 1998, some 300 people were reported to have been massacred in the past several days in Algeria's bloody civil war. In 1999, an agreement ended the six-month player lockout by owners of National Basketball Association teams. The labor dispute had threatened to wipe out the 1998-99 season. In 2004, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell admitted mistakes were made in the war on terror but he said actions were taken for the right reasons -- to ensure the spread of freedom and democracy. Also in 2004, a London newspaper said Princess Diana claimed in a letter written 10 months before her 1997 death that Prince Charles was plotting to kill her. In 2005, allegations of prisoner abuse at the Guantanamo Bay detention center topped the agenda of a new investigation announced by the Pentagon. Also in 2005, a Texas appeals court overturned the murder conviction of Andrea Yates, the Houston-area woman who drowned her five children in their bathtub. The court, which ordered a new trial, cited judicial error. In 2006, rescuers worked through the night in an effort to reach Muslim pilgrims trapped in the rubble of a collapsed building in Mecca in Saudi Arabia. At least 53 people were reported dead and 64 injured. Copyright 2006 by United Press International Sorry it's a day late!  ~Life is blooey only if U make it one~
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Hi Sir! I just remembered about your blog comment re your birthday! Is it today sir? Well here is the Historical record of your day! Just returning a favor for visiting my blog sir! This Day in History, January 6 On January 6th, 1893, Washington National Cathedral was chartered by Congress. Other Notable Events, January 6th In 1759, George Washington married widow Martha Dandridge Custis. In 1838, in Morristown, N.J., Samuel F.B. Morse and his partner, Alfred Vail, publicly demonstrated their new invention, the telegraph, for the first time. In 1912, New Mexico joined the United States as the 47th state. In 1919, Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, died at the age of 60. In 1925, Paavo Nurmi, known as the "Flying Finn" and regarded as the greatest runner of his day, set world records in the mile and 5,000-meter run within the space of one hour in his first U.S. appearance, an indoor meet at New York City's new Madison Square Garden. In 1942, a Pan American Airways plane arrived in New York to complete the first around-the-world flight by a commercial airliner. In 1950, Britain formally recognized the communist government of China. In 1984, the first test-tube quadruplets, all boys, were born in Melbourne, Australia. Also in 1984, the 100th Congress convened with Democrats controlling both Senate and House for the first time under the Reagan administration. In 1993, dancer and choreographer Rudolf Nureyev died at age 54 of cardiac complications; his doctor later confirmed Nureyev had AIDS. Also in 1993, jazz trumpeter Dizzy Gillespie died of cancer at age 75. And in 1993, it was announced that Japan's Crown Prince Naruhito would marry a 29-year-old Foreign Ministry official, a commoner, in June. In 1994, U.S. figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right knee by a man who then fled. The attack, which forced Kerrigan to withdraw from the U.S. Figure Skating Championship, was traced to four men with links to her leading rival, Tonya Harding. In 1998, some 300 people were reported to have been massacred in the past several days in Algeria's bloody civil war. In 1999, an agreement ended the six-month player lockout by owners of National Basketball Association teams. The labor dispute had threatened to wipe out the 1998-99 season. In 2004, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell admitted mistakes were made in the war on terror but he said actions were taken for the right reasons -- to ensure the spread of freedom and democracy. Also in 2004, a London newspaper said Princess Diana claimed in a letter written 10 months before her 1997 death that Prince Charles was plotting to kill her. In 2005, allegations of prisoner abuse at the Guantanamo Bay detention center topped the agenda of a new investigation announced by the Pentagon. Also in 2005, a Texas appeals court overturned the murder conviction of Andrea Yates, the Houston-area woman who drowned her five children in their bathtub. The court, which ordered a new trial, cited judicial error. In 2006, rescuers worked through the night in an effort to reach Muslim pilgrims trapped in the rubble of a collapsed building in Mecca in Saudi Arabia. At least 53 people were reported dead and 64 injured. Copyright 2006 by United Press International Sorry it's a day late!  sweetheart. Don't call me "sir"! Call me McDonald, Jollibee or honey ko! 
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