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McDonald1946 77M
1357 posts
11/25/2006 2:28 am

Last Read:
11/29/2006 3:18 am

The 7 kinds of Making Luv..

1. Smurf Luv: This kind of luv happens when you first meet someone and you both have luv until you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen Luv: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horne?y, you will have luv anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3. Bedroom Luv: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your luv has gotten routine and you usually have luv only in your bedroom.

4. Hallway Luv: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

5. Religious Luv: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

6. Courtroom Luv: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and her lawyer screws you in front of everyone.

7. Social Security Luv: You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.



_Darkangel1_ 46F

11/25/2006 5:56 am

ahemmm..ahemmm... taking notes

"Enjoy life while your'e still young."


McDonald1946 77M

11/25/2006 11:46 pm

Let's do it baby ko!


kentzi 50F

11/28/2006 9:58 am

what a great idea! something to remember on the way.....
thanks donald!