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The 10 COMMANDMENTS of DIETING I: Thou shalt not throw body checks at a buffet table II: Thou shalt not spend more than one week's salary at a single vending machine III: Thou shalt not store food in thy cheeks IV: Thou shalt not slam-dunk mashed potatoes V: Thou shalt not eat with garden tools VI: Thou shalt not eat by bucket brigade VII: Thou shalt not order more pizza than can fit in your house VIII: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's junk food IX: Thou shalt not operate more than one microwave at a time X: Thou shalt not turbocharge thy salad shooter From Access Media BBS: |
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These are quite a lot of menus sure to kill the appetite and a natural way to STOP EATING ... Good tips ... to starve!
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The Weight Loss Spell This spell is for you if: You have tried everything and can’t keep the weight off. You don’t want to feel guilty every time you sit down to a meal. You want to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see. You want to feel good about yourself. You want to be noticed and admired by others. You want the opposite sex to be attracted to you. You want to have a body that’s sensual and very appealing to that special person. You want to lose weight and keep it off with ease. You are at your wit’s end and don’t know where to turn. You want to be thin and stay thin!
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8/7/2006 4:35 pm |
HMMMMMM...i think il pass on dessert bro lolz....
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Thanks for the sumptuous menu(s) you got here ... U made a steal!
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With those menu who would ever like to eat again?
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The Weight Loss Spell This spell is for you if: You have tried everything and can’t keep the weight off. You don’t want to feel guilty every time you sit down to a meal. You want to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see. You want to feel good about yourself. You want to be noticed and admired by others. You want the opposite sex to be attracted to you. You want to have a body that’s sensual and very appealing to that special person. You want to lose weight and keep it off with ease. You are at your wit’s end and don’t know where to turn. You want to be thin and stay thin!
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Apparently it worked for you. You do look so well built.
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HMMMMMM...i think il pass on dessert bro lolz....
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That's really generous ... what an incentive!
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Bwwaauuach Excuse me I didn't mean to be rude! ...
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Whose appetite are you trying to attract?
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Is this for a goat?
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A meal fit for a KING(KONG)...
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I hate vegetables ... didn't I tell you that before?
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I love my life ... I still got a lot of plans to achieve.
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Don't you serve fresh fruits around here?
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Gimme something else. I'm allergic to sea food.
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I'm not stressed. I won't have any.
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Try it first then tell me which one you'll recommend.
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I got news for you ... they don't seem to be too happy now. They are so upset!
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Oh ah ... I don't eat between meals, I just took a bite.
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I hope he's coming soon ... let him have it all!
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Well whatever you've got ... I still wish you all BON APPETIT!
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Was that a dragon belching nearby? Poor Dragon, what did he do to deserve this?
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Was that a dragon belching nearby? Poor Dragon, what did he do to deserve this?
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