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ladel 65F
155 posts
8/3/2006 9:40 pm

Last Read:
7/31/2008 1:19 pm

The 10 COMMANDMENTS of DIETING

I: Thou shalt not throw body checks at a buffet table

II: Thou shalt not spend more than one week's salary at a single vending machine

III: Thou shalt not store food in thy cheeks

IV: Thou shalt not slam-dunk mashed potatoes

V: Thou shalt not eat with garden tools

VI: Thou shalt not eat by bucket brigade

VII: Thou shalt not order more pizza than can fit in your house

VIII: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's junk food

IX: Thou shalt not operate more than one microwave at a time

X: Thou shalt not turbocharge thy salad shooter


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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/4/2006 12:12 am

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These are quite a lot of menus sure to kill the appetite and a natural way to STOP EATING ... Good tips ... to starve!

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


icey588 45F
524 posts
8/4/2006 3:26 am

The Weight Loss Spell

This spell is for you if:

You have tried everything and can’t keep the weight off.
You don’t want to feel guilty every time you sit down to a meal.
You want to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see.
You want to feel good about yourself.
You want to be noticed and admired by others.
You want the opposite sex to be attracted to you.
You want to have a body that’s sensual and very appealing to that special person.
You want to lose weight and keep it off with ease.
You are at your wit’s end and don’t know where to turn.
You want to be thin and stay thin!


Let thy heart cheer thee. Ecclesiastes 11.9


Lil_Melon 43F

8/7/2006 4:35 pm

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HMMMMMM...i think il pass on dessert bro lolz....


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:18 pm

Thanks for the sumptuous menu(s) you got here ... U made a steal!

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:19 pm

With those menu who would ever like to eat again?

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:21 pm

    Quoting icey588:
    The Weight Loss Spell

    This spell is for you if:

    You have tried everything and can’t keep the weight off.
    You don’t want to feel guilty every time you sit down to a meal.
    You want to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see.
    You want to feel good about yourself.
    You want to be noticed and admired by others.
    You want the opposite sex to be attracted to you.
    You want to have a body that’s sensual and very appealing to that special person.
    You want to lose weight and keep it off with ease.
    You are at your wit’s end and don’t know where to turn.
    You want to be thin and stay thin!
Gimme that spell soon ... I need it.

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:22 pm

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Apparently it worked for you. You do look so well built.

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:23 pm

    Quoting Lil_Melon:
    HMMMMMM...i think il pass on dessert bro lolz....
Can I serve you spaghetti ice cream instead?

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:24 pm

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That's really generous ... what an incentive!

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:27 pm

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Bwwaauuach Excuse me I didn't mean to be rude! ...

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:28 pm

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Whose appetite are you trying to attract?

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:29 pm

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Is this for a goat?

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:30 pm

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A meal fit for a KING(KONG)...

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:31 pm

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I hate vegetables ... didn't I tell you that before?

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:31 pm

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I love my life ... I still got a lot of plans to achieve.

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:32 pm

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Don't you serve fresh fruits around here?

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:36 pm

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Gimme something else. I'm allergic to sea food.

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:37 pm

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I'm not stressed. I won't have any.

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:38 pm

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Try it first then tell me which one you'll recommend.

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ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:39 pm

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I got news for you ... they don't seem to be too happy now. They are so upset!

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:41 pm

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Oh ah ... I don't eat between meals, I just took a bite.

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:41 pm

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I hope he's coming soon ... let him have it all!

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:43 pm

Well whatever you've got ... I still wish you all

BON APPETIT!


I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


ladel 65F
493 posts
8/13/2006 10:44 pm

Was that a dragon belching nearby?

Poor Dragon, what did he do to deserve this?

I want to build the world a home and furnish it with love


polly1 45F
450 posts
8/16/2006 4:30 am

    Quoting ladel:
    Was that a dragon belching nearby?

    Poor Dragon, what did he do to deserve this?
He was a military dragon ...

Heaven's angels brought U to knock upon my door!