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FUNNIEST QOUTES If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ..................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ..................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ..................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? .................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. .................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? .................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. .................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. .................................................................... Save water. Shower with your girl/boy friend. .................................................................... Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. ..................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ..................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ..................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ..................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ..................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. .................................................................... Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop ..................................................................... in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause ..................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep .................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ..................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ! .................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ! ..................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ..................................................................... When two's company, three's the result ! ..................................................................... A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view ..................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. |
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how about this: the only type of clothing that a man won't take off from a woman is the apron. ref:RD
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