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LOVE QUOTES They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. " Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. " A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. " A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches. " Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile. " Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. " Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. " Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. " The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. " Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. " " For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. " Familiarity breeds contempt - and . I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. " Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. " " Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. " " No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. " Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my to spend their weekends with? " " When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. " " By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. " " Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. " There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. " " Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. " " A coward is a hero with a wife, , and a mortgage. " " The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. " Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. |
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