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10/25/2009 10:49 am |
English to Tagalog pick up lines....Pure Cheese. It's been driving me crazy waiting for this post with Tagalog to come through since yesterday afternoon, so I decided to separate them to see if it makes a difference. Fingers crossed.   For now, posting without any Tagalog lines until at a later date.  I’d like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I’d be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. You’re so hot you must be the reason for global warming. Excuse me! I’m lost, can you tell me how can I get into your heart? I’ll give you a scholarship. Just learn to love me. Can I take your picture? Coz I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas! Do you have a driver license coz you drive me crazy! Hey, did you fart? Coz you blew me away! If I’m a letter of the alphabet, I want to be letter T coz its always beside U! Are you a False Teeth? Coz I can’t smile without you! Excuse me, Are you a dictionary? Coz you give meaning to my life… If you’re a sh!t? I wanna be a malfunctioned toilet bowl, so we can be together forever. I’m looking for my wife, will you marry me? There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? Great legs, what time do they open? I forgot your name, can I call you mine? Is your name Summer? Cause you`re soo HOT. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one. Are you a Pokemon? Because I choose you! If I could only arrange d alphabets I'll put U and I together. If someone would like to make a story bout my life. The climax will be the time when I met you. You are the missing note to my life’s symphony. (Walk into her chest) If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me You are like a calendar…can I have a date? I’ve heard seks is a killer, wanna die happy? If you were a booger, I’d pick you. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed ROCK! Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place? I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away . . . I’m like Winnie the Pooh; Coz I want to get my hands on that bowl full of honey… I want to be an astronaut coz I want to get into that Black Hole…” That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too! Did you live on a chicken farm? Coz you sure know how to raise  s.Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under. I’ll make you shiver when I deliver. Are you a terrorist? Because you're a Bomb!” I heard you are good in Algebra. Can you substitute my X?   
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10/25/2009 11:14 am |
Janey, There's a tagalog version of these. Real men don't need to use these lines. It would really kill their chances. Anyways, hope it works for some... Enjoy your weekend!!!  [I God is pure love...
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 10/25/2009 12:46 pm |
Yeah, they can say ALL they want! I can tell a round from square...    
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10/25/2009 7:42 pm |
Yeah, they can say ALL they want! I can tell a round from square... You're too funny!!!  This is a lovely picture of you look happy.[I God is pure love...
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10/26/2009 5:47 am |
i love it!!!  "Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.”
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10/26/2009 6:46 am |
hmmmmm...i don't see mine here though JUZ LET IT RIP...
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10/26/2009 6:55 am |
Tagalog Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso. Aanhin pa ang gravity? Kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa’yo. Kung gagawa ako ng alak Redhorse pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama. tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo? Miss! langit na ba to? Para ka kasing anghel. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Type kasi kita eh. Alam mo bang exam ako? Kaya sagutin mo na ko. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? Hindi! Kasi lagi kitang namimiss. Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? Para madevelop tayo sa isa’t isa. Surgeon ka ba? Kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko. Marimar, kaw ba yan? Puwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo? Miss may-ari ba ng Chocnut factory ang tatay mo? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo. Para kang yosi, ang hirap mo alisin sa buhay ko. May lason bang mga mata mo? Nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo. Kailangan mo ba ng tutor? Tuturuan kitang mahalin ako. Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako Magaling ka ba sa math? Ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation at problema ng buhay ko. Hindi tayo tao. Bagay tayo! bagay! Para kang Centrum. You make my life complete. Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko. Electric Fan ka ba? kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko.
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10/26/2009 1:41 pm |
Hello Jane I won't comment on the FFF censorship, you know me anyway hehe. But I lost email contact to you. I will be finally traveling to Ph and wanted to ask you something... Take care my friend P.
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10/26/2009 7:37 pm |
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10/27/2009 12:10 pm |
Janey, There's a tagalog version of these. Real men don't need to use these lines. It would really kill their chances. Anyways, hope it works for some... Enjoy your weekend!!!  
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10/27/2009 12:14 pm |
Yeah, they can say ALL they want! I can tell a round from square... Although I've a faded yellow of course Sponge Bob  t-shirt which says it's hip to be square.
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10/27/2009 12:16 pm |
i love it!!!  Hi ladies Gielyn and sweet s . Glad you like it. Hope you find your Casanova ladies. Thanks for the visit.
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10/27/2009 12:17 pm |
hmmmmm...i don't see mine here though I'd like to read more guy things. Makes me laugh.
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10/27/2009 12:25 pm |
Hi, my name is Milk and I will do your body good. My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight. If I told you you have a gorgeous figure would you hold it against me. I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! Do you mind if I invade your personal space? Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK* Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
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10/27/2009 12:27 pm |
Hello Jane I won't comment on the FFF censorship, you know me anyway hehe. But I lost email contact to you. I will be finally traveling to Ph and wanted to ask you something... Take care my friend P. you've lost contact because you rarely visit here, but I've seen you around.Are you seriously going to PH from Czech Rep? Really? Cooool if you are. Thanks man P. Not the female P. ehehehe
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10/29/2009 10:36 am |
hmmmmm...i don't see mine here though ... People don't realize that sticks and stones may break your bones, but words shatter the soul.
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10/29/2009 3:15 pm |
you've lost contact because you rarely visit here, but I've seen you around.Are you seriously going to PH from Czech Rep? Really? Cooool if you are. Thanks man P. Not the female P. ehehehe So what's the weather up there in UK? Same as here I guess.... time to escape to warm land hehe Wanna join me?  Have no certain target there anyway... 
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10/30/2009 12:47 am |
i think hmmm,,, nabasa ko na yata yanteka review ko yung mga loveletters na natanggap ko hello there Jane ,,,nice post againTeach yourself to speak slowly but think quickly.  
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10/30/2009 8:19 am |
tangalin mo kasi salamin mo ng makita mo... ...
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10/30/2009 8:22 am |
Yes I am going. Exciting. Hope I will enjoy it too. So what's the weather up there in UK? Same as here I guess.... time to escape to warm land hehe Wanna join me? Have no certain target there anyway... I'm coincidentally heading there to PH too some day quite soon. Hopefully with my bf. Would you be ok with this? Which part are you going to? Do you want to do anything in particular when you get there?
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10/30/2009 1:08 pm |
Weather here is gloomy, dark and wet in the past few days. I really wish it will be dry tomorrow for the Halloween celebration night. I'm coincidentally heading there to PH too some day quite soon. Hopefully with my bf. Would you be ok with this? Which part are you going to? Do you want to do anything in particular when you get there? Particular place? Not really, but would love to see some white sandy beaches, palms and warmth of... the country of course. Well actually I will be ok if I just survive without being killed, robbed or eaten by wild animals hahaha.
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10/31/2009 3:33 am |
You're bad, no need to wink. You can wink at plenty of other local girls instead who are more than ordinary looking. I'm simply an ordinary girl with nothing to brag about. ....'I will be ok if I just survive without being killed, robbed or eaten by wild animals hahaha.'.... The bf thinks exactly the same. He's worried about these too and he's making me worry as a result of him thinking about such things. We can take precautions and pray everything will be fine.
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11/2/2009 2:16 pm |
Ok no more winking at Jane who is special but unfortunately also heavily in gage d I still wondering how can less than ordinary looking guy with empty pocket successfully wink at those local more than ordinary looking girls?  Anyway I'm looking forward to the trip. If I wouldn't go I might miss the opportunity of a lifetime... to meet my death-tiny hehehe 
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11/5/2009 11:15 am |
i think hmmm,,, nabasa ko na yata yanteka review ko yung mga loveletters na natanggap ko hello there Jane ,,,nice post again You've always been a good friend. Thanks for always being here.
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11/5/2009 1:08 pm |
Thank you my friend for good advice. I'll try to be street wise. It takes experience too. I hope I'm not that stupid but looking back at my recent failure I'm not that sure. I wish I could live in Ph at least for some time. For such short visit it's hard to make the luck of finding, dedicating and establishing a life time relationship. I did dedicate myself to one online girl... suppressed any doubts and intentionally trusting... yeah and she turned out to be a scammer after 4 times cashing, she herself felt bad probably and told me to forget her. But she was excellent pretender. In person it's of course different and better to find out but I cannot make a lineup of women at same time to do some kind of choosing competition hehe. No one would like it, I definitely wouldn't. But how to choose without looking at some?
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11/5/2009 2:16 pm |
I see, it's really sad to know there are more often women who are scammers. Do you know how to avoid scammers in the future? If you don't then at the very least please don't give any money away more than necessary. I mean don't be giving any money if she asks you upfront about it for eg. she wants money to buy something for herself. That's crazy, you should be the one offering her gifts that you'll fully ready pay for and she shouldn't be asking and using your money to buy things for herself. Only offer to pay your dates together. You aren't obliged to pay for her until you're married.
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