Waiting for Tagalog post
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10/25/2009 6:16 am |
..to come through. I've posted it 3 times at least already. Quite frustrating and off putting. Here are more funnies, da' British style. A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said"In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!" The Scotsman replied "Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths." The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every English person in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a frock and hat worse than his, considers what he could do. "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand, I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So, the Pope slapped her. An elderly man was walking through the French countryside admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers...C'est magnifique!" and continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman - she is dead!" and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief. He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, "Jean, Jean, zere is zis man, zis woman... nekkid in farmer Gaston's field making love." The police chief smiled and said; "Come, come, Henri you are not so old; remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, l'amour! Zis is okay." "Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!" Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station, jumped on his bike, pedalled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and pedalled all the way back non-stop to call the doctor. "Pierre, Pierre... this is Jean, I was in Gaston's field; zere is a young couple naked 'aving seks." To which Pierre replied, "Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, l'amour! Zis is very natural." Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply, "NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!" Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black medicine bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools; jumped in the car; and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station. He got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead; she is British."   
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 10/25/2009 12:49 pm |
It takes forevah to have the Tagalog posts to be approved, my dear!     
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10/27/2009 12:09 pm |
It takes forevah to have the Tagalog posts to be approved, my dear!  There was times that a Tagalog post/another dialect got approved a day later and disappeared again afterwards like your poem. Can't complain too much as a non-paying member. At least, can finally see it.
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10/29/2009 11:46 am |
hi there jane.. I am waiting for my blogs in Filipino ( original Filipino songs ) to be approved as well.. I wonder why they approve some of my song blogs and some get the axe...  love reading these funny blogs of yours.. waving at you...      
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10/30/2009 8:11 am |
 Yes it's really strange how they sometimes pick and choose randomly what goes through and what doesn't.I don't get it when they approve it once and make it disappear again. Thanks Ate Bella. Glad you like these dry and non-politically correct jokes. An acquired taste. 
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