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ROXYBARBIE
3/26/2007 7:45 pm
Last Read: 1/27/2008 4:11 pm
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On Giving More than 100 Percent
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then,
H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullsh[i!1l]t will put you over the top!
And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you!
Life is not worth living if you're not smiling & laughing
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6049 posts 3/26/2007 9:51 pm |
I can't add ROXY... 
God Please watch over America these next 4 years!
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4368 posts 3/26/2007 11:52 pm |
Is this part of the Management lesson 456? I'm afraid I'll flank this one!
The world is a classroom 4 learning Not a courtroom 4 judging
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436 posts 3/27/2007 1:58 pm |
try using your fingers & toes Jon!
~Life is blooey only if U make it one~
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103 posts 3/27/2007 8:57 pm |
Quoting jangol: try using your fingers & toes Jon!
I have an abacus, is anyone interested to borrow?
Never say never! 
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7985 posts 3/28/2007 5:47 am |
Kapatid, wiz ko alam na "prend" mo pala itong pinakaunang manloloko dito sa epepep...tatagalugin ko na...malakingmasamangjuandalawa....
  
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5992 posts 11/19/2007 1:16 pm |
Ate , Janice, Jay and S . Thank you for your visit and comments! Hope you all have a fabulous weekend and I'll see you @ our happy Valley bakuran. |
Life is not worth living if you're not smiling & laughing
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23 posts 12/16/2007 9:17 am |
HMMMMMMMMMMMM LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS   
       
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1/4/2008 5:37 am |
Dear Woxy, galing naman nito 
LOVE GOD ABOVE ALL!
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