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..Funny Thank You..  

lickquid
6/7/2008 5:49 pm

Last Read:
7/4/2008 4:59 pm



A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years,
when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time.
How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"

Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.
Trisianmay
5870 posts 

6/7/2008 6:30 pm

 ,,,,,he's been slow thinking be-coz of being stranded for a long ten years,,nice one Friend for a good sunday like today,,,always ingatzzzz
Teach yourself to speak slowly but think quickly.

sugaronly
3486 posts 

6/7/2008 6:50 pm

 I'M THINKING SOMETHING ELSE, NOT THE GOLF CLUBS
The most beautiful things cannot b seen& touched-they must felt with heart

MiAmor2007
977 posts 

6/7/2008 7:34 pm

 hello my friend
a nice one, more like this
how are you now?


Life is all about hope for better days tomorrow.

odette317
1248 posts 

6/7/2008 7:38 pm

 ...is he innocent or just simply dumb?

600th
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.

peewee112
87 posts 

6/8/2008 11:04 am

 Hello my friend,

damned good!!! I'll keep that smile on my face

am so seldom here but I enjoy reading your thread. Thanks.

Have a nice day!

Fresh_geaR
114 posts 

6/8/2008 4:18 pm

 Hey, pretty cool stuff!!
take care, my friend..keep smiling..

sun_set
61 posts 

6/8/2008 5:01 pm

 bro lick,
hmmmmffff....
Hey i thought that your joke where pretty good, good work!!

barehugz
49 posts 

6/8/2008 5:46 pm

 lolz...
this is one is funny..so good, bro..i need more of this. thanks for sharing..
take care!

_sparkles_
43 posts 

6/8/2008 5:57 pm

 I just tagged you for another thing LOL...

Lace03
54 posts 

6/8/2008 6:35 pm

 Ordinarily he was insane,
but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.

dream_fairy
50 posts 

6/8/2008 7:35 pm

 We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs we can.

jane82
7837 posts 

6/12/2008 3:22 pm

 This is funny, thanks kuya.

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