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..Funny Thank You..

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6/7/2008 5:49 pm

Last Read:
7/4/2008 4:59 pm

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years,
when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time.
How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"

Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

Trisianmay

3912 posts

6/7/2008 6:30 pm

,,,,,he's been slow thinking be-coz of being stranded for a long ten years,,nice one Friend for a good sunday like today,,,always ingatzzzz
Teach yourself to speak slowly but think quickly.