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OH WHAT A WOMAN!!  

5/10/2006 5:11 pm

Last Read:
8/8/2006 7:08 pm

Have a good laugh. Enjoy reading...

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,"That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please read down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story:
Women are really not so smart but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!

For all the mothers with a good laugh and good sense of humor,
i wish you all the best..

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! LONG LIVE!!!


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.
_SCHLMATE_
353 posts 

5/11/2006 8:35 pm

LEI, THANKS ITS A GOOD WAY OF SAYING HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE LIKE ME..ITS A GOOD JOKE AND I DONT LISTEN REALLY......THATS WHY I REACHED THE BOTTOM......TAKE CARE AND WISH YOU THE BEST....

*K*i*S*s M*e*.I*n* T*h*E* R*a*I*n*!!
♥♥H♥♥E♥♥♥A♥♥♥R♥♥♥T♥♥

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/11/2006 10:56 pm

wow, tnx for visiting my blogs..hmm..kilala nyo ako..aha! cguro nga, skulmate tayo..kasi, kilala din kita..
okey, happy mothers day ulit, classmate..


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

_Darkangel2_

5/12/2006 1:02 am

tnx ur sweet pop...ingat

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/12/2006 2:09 am

to my dearest mom, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
you are simply the best..i love you, mamang..


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

margaux2005

5/12/2006 11:42 am

    Quoting lickquid:
    to my dearest mom, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
    you are simply the best..i love you, mamang..

ako hindi binati?..2 na baby natin hon remember po

mica_hottie
123 posts 

5/12/2006 10:54 pm

what a nice way of well wishing all the loving mothers around the world..
BONGGA!!!
take care, Godbless.

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/13/2006 6:56 pm

    Quoting margaux2005:
    ako hindi binati?..2 na baby natin hon remember po
The heart of a mom, knows no boundaries, no limits, just endless love and care.
Happy mother's day, honey..


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/13/2006 6:57 pm

..likewise..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/13/2006 7:14 pm

    Quoting _SCHLMATE_:
    LEI, THANKS ITS A GOOD WAY OF SAYING HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE LIKE ME..ITS A GOOD JOKE AND I DONT LISTEN REALLY......THATS WHY I REACHED THE BOTTOM......TAKE CARE AND WISH YOU THE BEST....
Motherhood is a tough 24-hr job: No pay, No day-off, most often unappreciated; and yet resignation is impossible!
Hello, good mom! Happy MOTHER'S DAY!
tAKE CARE...


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/14/2006 10:39 pm

    Quoting mica_hottie:
    what a nice way of well wishing all the loving mothers around the world..
    BONGGA!!!
    take care, Godbless.

thank you..Godbless you too.

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

margaux2005

5/15/2006 5:12 am

almie
786 posts 

5/16/2006 5:39 pm

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/16/2006 10:28 pm

apo naman, ano yan..diko gets..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

_Darkangel2_

5/19/2006 3:37 am

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/19/2006 4:59 pm

oh, what a woman!!..nakaka..eherm..super sweet and super bait!!
wag na iyak pls, tulo na sipon mo..


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/19/2006 5:02 pm

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Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

Alona_Amor

5/23/2006 12:22 am

    Quoting lickquid:
    oh, what a woman!!..nakaka..eherm..super sweet and super bait!!
    wag na iyak pls, tulo na sipon mo..

super dooper talaga yan tatay..kaya nga inaabuso eh.. gaya ko lumaki ulo ko dyan.. peace my sweet sis..

aleck

5/24/2006 1:15 am

For all the mothers with a good laugh and good sense of humor,
i wish you all the best..

thanks liqui

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/24/2006 4:07 am

    Quoting Alona_Amor:
    super dooper talaga yan tatay..kaya nga inaabuso eh.. gaya ko lumaki ulo ko dyan.. peace my sweet sis..
oo nga, anak..kaya ikaw, pakabait ka na ha? ikaw din, lalaki ang ulo at hahaba ang mukha, at ikaw ay maging kawawa..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/24/2006 4:12 am

    Quoting aleck:
    For all the mothers with a good laugh and good sense of humor,
    i wish you all the best..

    thanks liqui
you're welcome, ms aleck..nice meeting you..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

aleck

5/25/2006 1:12 am

nice meetin u too lickquid

lickquid
3168 posts 

5/26/2006 12:00 am

    Quoting aleck:
    nice meetin u too lickquid
tnx, ms aleck..Godbless..take care..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

NaLiLiToNg_PuSo
49 posts 

7/20/2006 12:28 am

"Women are clever. Don't mess with them."
of course, we are..nice one..thanks for posting it here..

lickquid
3168 posts 

7/20/2006 1:38 am

    Quoting NaLiLiToNg_PuSo:
    "Women are clever. Don't mess with them."
    of course, we are..nice one..thanks for posting it here..

..you are most welcome..salamat din ha..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

_yucca_
2 posts 

7/24/2006 5:08 pm

"Women are really not so smart but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show."

haha, without men, women are not complete..
tnx, licquid..

Fresh_geaR
114 posts 

7/25/2006 7:11 pm

NICE ONE, WORTH READING AND REMEMBERING..

lickquid
3168 posts 

7/25/2006 8:16 pm

    Quoting Fresh_geaR:
    NICE ONE, WORTH READING AND REMEMBERING..
..salamat po, pagpalain kayo ng poong maykapal..

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.

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