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CooL !!  

lickquid
8/16/2009 4:38 pm

Last Read:
9/18/2009 3:17 pm

COOL!! A day of NO WORRIES!!
Masyadong seryoso mga threads dito,
at para maiba naman,
IT'S JOKE TIME!!




A Bus full of ugly people met an accident.
All of them died.
Before entering heaven,
God give them one wish.
the first said,
"Make Me Gorgeous",
and God did.

The rest followed with the same wish.

When God came to the last person,
he was LAUGHING,
God asked him why
he was laughing and what is his wish.
the man laugh and said,

"Make them all UGLY again".

BAD!!
Want to share what you have?



Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.
poweroflove3

8/16/2009 6:16 pm

Bro,

thanks for the laugh, big time!!!

[I God is pure love...

lonerme_99
284 posts 

8/16/2009 6:50 pm

nice one!...

I want to be your favorite Hello and your hardest Goodbye!

venusangel
2938 posts 

8/16/2009 8:05 pm

You made me laugh..you`re bad!!! [/I]

popi
655 posts 

8/17/2009 6:08 pm

i also noticed that there's been much anger and hatred going around in the blogs lately... we need more posts like this!

Fresh_geaR
114 posts 

8/17/2009 9:20 pm

bro lick, you are a wonderful person,
how you can make us smile
and make lights of the worst of things.

and here's mine:
Bing, a beautiful Filipina fell in love with Edong. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell Her Tatay (dad). Her Tatay told her, "Bing, you'll have to find another. Your Nanay (mom) does not know this, but Edong is your half-brother" . So Bing forgot about her Edong, and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But after telling tatay again, he said, "Bing, anak ko (my child), there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Edong are your half-brothers. " Bing had no choice but to go to her Nanay. Nanay already knew and said "Anak ko, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Edong, because you are not related to Tatay."
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY....
Thank you.

yphem023me
302 posts 

8/17/2009 9:56 pm

Ganda natawa ako ng sobra Kuya..


Do you love me because I'm beautiful,
or I am beautiful because you love me?

Darkangel_2
4 posts 

8/17/2009 11:41 pm

nakikiran lang po..

tandangeba
87 posts 

8/17/2009 11:45 pm

really bad!!!! this is what you call save the best for last ! ganda! nakakaloka!!! you tickled my funny bones!!!!

sugarysyrup
970 posts 

8/18/2009 1:42 pm

next time na yung joke ko...wala pa akong baon ngayon bocayo koww

SuGaR...Aging Like A Fine Wine

_tryst_
117 posts 

8/19/2009 5:27 pm

Morato and Maceda were driving in LA
when an American swerves along the car path.

Morato: F*ck you a*shole!!
American: Suck my d*ck!!!
Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo!!!!

_tryst_
117 posts 

8/19/2009 5:35 pm

a girl's prayer:
dear God,
thank you for all the blessings
you have bestowed upon me.
this time, I won't ask anything for myself.
please just give my parents a hot son-in-law!
Amen!

VERY COOL!!

americantotgirl
43 posts 

8/20/2009 7:49 am

very funny, tryst..

americantotgirl
43 posts 

8/20/2009 7:54 am

A husband coming from a confession
and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
WIFE: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like dis?
HUSBAND: No, He told me to carry my cross.

Lace03
54 posts 

8/22/2009 12:25 am

Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX.
Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin.
Ayaw nila kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin.
May 1 naglakas loob at sinabi.
"Iho inarkila namin to."

Lace03
54 posts 

8/22/2009 4:44 pm

An angry husband returned home one night
to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
"What are you doing?" he shouted,
to which his wife said to her lover.
"I told you he was stupid."

mica_hottie
123 posts 

8/22/2009 7:12 pm

5 ways to annoy your professor.
5. be absent always.
4. don’t do your homework.
3. sleep in class.
2. make the whole class laugh while the prof is talking.
1. perfect his exam.

CreeP_ShadeS
81 posts 

8/27/2009 5:21 pm

Ngongo & wife makin love:

NGONGO: mukha mo mapute!
WIFE: di naman ah!
NGONGO: Mukha mo mapute!
WIFE: di nga sabi mapute eh!
NGONGO (shouting): ang abi ko MUKHA MO MAPUTE!
(anak nagising...)
ANAK: Ma, ang sabi ni Papa...
IBUKA MO MABUTE!
naman, istorbo
natutulog eh!

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