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Blogs > eb1209 > THE MANY FACETS OF ME


eb1209
23211 posts
4/10/2012 1:36 am
His And Hers


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups, leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Rinse off.
Turn off shower.
Squeeze off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with lysoll.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel...
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again...
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

hehehehe… If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SOooo very wrong with you. Have a great day..... and woo woo!!!

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/10/2012 2:20 am

 I've to change the attachment coz FFF keeps denying it..
Just call me ELZ


stickman_711

4/10/2012 3:08 am

 the next time i have a chance to try that procedure i hope i can remember the correct order but i think you left out the have sex part


eb1209

4/10/2012 4:04 am
    Quoting  :
Hi Teng! At first hindi ko agad getz ang woo-woo thing...hehehehe
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/10/2012 4:06 am
    Quoting  :
Ahahahahha! Jane, actually, the first image I attached here was more sensual and both were in the shower, pero CHUGI ni FFF
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/10/2012 4:07 am
    Quoting stickman_711:
    the next time i have a chance to try that procedure i hope i can remember the correct order but i think you left out the have sex part
Mark, I knew I'd read that complain from a man like you... thanks for always visiting my blogs even if they are "centuries" old...
Just call me ELZ


ajaw430 54F

4/10/2012 1:10 pm
    Quoting eb1209:
    Hi Teng! At first hindi ko agad getz ang woo-woo thing...hehehehe
Elz, good laugh pero paano kung maigsi, me sound pa ba yun na woo woo! ..


eb1209

4/10/2012 1:23 pm
    Quoting  :
Err, whaat about it? the farting? the blowing of the nose? or the pee-ing?
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/10/2012 6:48 pm
    Quoting ajaw430:
    Elz, good laugh pero paano kung maigsi, me sound pa ba yun na woo woo! ..
Aba eh, baka kailangang sampalin, Grace...
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/11/2012 2:55 am
    Quoting  :
Asows!
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/11/2012 2:56 am
    Quoting  :
Ay! ka-liit naman!
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/11/2012 2:57 am
    Quoting  :
I'm sure, your EX fits into the above description...
Just call me ELZ


theta2011 53F
1917 posts
4/11/2012 6:23 am

 I had a fun time woo err..showering!! What's a wiener? Like the fave hotdog? Never knew it made funny sounds

Hi ELZ, thanks for the welcome amusement.


jane82 110F

4/11/2012 5:34 pm

 So what's the woo woo woo is that like woe woe?

I laugh at the big difference between men and women's approach to the same thing.


within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.


luv_a_fair 54F
4621 posts
4/11/2012 10:11 pm

 lolzzzzzzzz...you're very observant Elz!...

This is ME...I don't need your approval...


eb1209

4/12/2012 3:14 am
    Quoting theta2011:
    I had a fun time woo err..showering!! What's a wiener? Like the fave hotdog? Never knew it made funny sounds

    Hi ELZ, thanks for the welcome amusement.
Hey Thet! Correct! ...Wiener is the famed HOTDOG! ...btw, I couldn't post on your new blog, coz it's a "read on" only
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/12/2012 3:17 am
    Quoting jane82:
    So what's the woo woo woo is that like woe woe?

    I laugh at the big difference between men and women's approach to the same thing.
Janey, I think the WOO-WOO sound is like the sound produced when you swing the "sword" to the left and to the right...lolz...
Just call me ELZ


eb1209

4/12/2012 3:19 am
    Quoting luv_a_fair:
    lolzzzzzzzz...you're very observant Elz!...
Liz, actually, I'm very selectively, ATTENTIVE!
Just call me ELZ


theta2011 53F
1917 posts
4/13/2012 6:33 am
    Quoting eb1209:
    Hey Thet! Correct! ...Wiener is the famed HOTDOG! ...btw, I couldn't post on your new blog, coz it's a "read on" only
ELZ,

Promise to open for comments my next blog/s..I should be more sensitive to my friends thoughts, sorry sis.


eb1209

4/15/2012 7:39 pm
    Quoting  :
Hey Dan! , WELCOME BACK! It's good to see you again...
Just call me ELZ




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